NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
This is me when a campaign ad comes on.
So glad they’ll be over after tomorrow...at least for a couple of years...IMG_9318.jpeg
 
iggie said:
My wife worked for years as meat wrapper and fish counter person.
She told me she had a woman ask if she could smell her snapper.
It took everything she had to not burst out laughing.
I told her I would have asked " Isn't that a bit too personal?
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That same afternoon the same woman walked into a butcher shop and said: Butcher... give me a chicken that smells fresh. After being handed the fresh chicken, the woman proceeded to sniff under each wing; behind each leg; the main cavity and then the neck cavity. She handed the chicken back to the butcher, saying: Butcher... this chicken stinks! The butcher looked her right in the eye and said: Lady... could you pass a test like that?
 
Jim in Anacortes said:
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." Mitch Hedberg
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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
 
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.

I was once a 98 pound weakling.
 
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