NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
My wife worked for years as meat wrapper and fish counter person.
She told me she had a woman ask if she could smell her snapper.
It took everything she had to not burst out laughing.
I told her I would have asked " Isn't that a bit too personal?
That same afternoon the same woman walked into a butcher shop and said: Butcher... give me a chicken that smells fresh. After being handed the fresh chicken, the woman proceeded to sniff under each wing; behind each leg; the main cavity and then the neck cavity. She handed the chicken back to the butcher, saying: Butcher... this chicken stinks! The butcher looked her right in the eye and said: Lady... could you pass a test like that?
 
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