NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[G_Smolt]

 

[Mossback]

 

[iggie]

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And nether regions with kung fu grip.

 

[Porter2]

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10? Named Bo by any chance?

 

[Dloy]

Romba 4.0 at best. Not exactly my fantasy of a hard body.

 

[Wade Rivers]

 

[Clean Willy]

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My neighbor just bought a new pickup and is intimidated by the new technology. He told me he 'watched himself on satellite' as he backed in to his driveway. I said 'yeah, they are always watching!'

 

[Breck]

Yo mama's so fat, you have to take two busses and an L train to get on her good side.

Yo mama' so fat, she can only play Seek.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hang THEIR food in a tree.

 

[Wade Rivers]

Yo mama's so fat, you have to take two busses and an L train to get on her good side.

Yo mama' so fat, she can only play Seek.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hang THEIR food in a tree.

When she sits on a quarter...boogers come outa George Washington's nose

 

[Breck]

When she sits on a quarter...boogers come outa George Washington's nose

She walked in front of the TV and I missed the entire 4th season of Breaking Bad.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I hit her with my car. I had to stop because I didn't have enough gas to go around her.

 

[Breck]

I have three fat friends. Two of them are yo mama.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

• Dolly Parton: "I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[Stonedfish]