NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[G_Smolt]

 

[Mossback]

 

[iggie]

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And nether regions with kung fu grip.

 

[Porter2]

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10? Named Bo by any chance?

 

[Dloy]

Romba 4.0 at best. Not exactly my fantasy of a hard body.

 

[Wade Rivers]

 

[Clean Willy]

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My neighbor just bought a new pickup and is intimidated by the new technology. He told me he 'watched himself on satellite' as he backed in to his driveway. I said 'yeah, they are always watching!'

 

[Breck]

Yo mama's so fat, you have to take two busses and an L train to get on her good side.

Yo mama' so fat, she can only play Seek.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hang THEIR food in a tree.