NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
It's been to Loooooog...
So, went to doctor with my dad, they tell me to sit over there... I walk around the bed, and I see the below item right next to the head of the bed and I think
"Why did they mount a fold up boat beer/cup holder on the wall?"
It's been to long since I have fished!
The item I saw ...
So, went to doctor with my dad, they tell me to sit over there... I walk around the bed, and I see the below item right next to the head of the bed and I think
"Why did they mount a fold up boat beer/cup holder on the wall?"
It's been to long since I have fished!
The item I saw ...
Fourbtgait
Life of the Party
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
Sean and Seamus are out fishing in their boat on a beautiful fall day. The fishing has been slow and they both reel up to check their baits.
Sean feels some resistance on his line and says "I think I might have somethin' here." At the end of his line is a battered old oil lamp.
"Well...it doesn't look like much, but if we clean it up, it might be worth somethin' in an antiques shop." says Sean. So Sean begins to wipe the mud and grime off of the lamp. Suddenly, the lamp begins to shake and a genie pops out. "Holy Jaysus, boys. I've been trapped in that miserable lamp for 1,000 years! I'm so happy to be out of there, I'll give each of yez a wish, anything you like. Sean, since you found me first, ye get the first wish." Sean ponders this for a moment and says "Alright, genie. Turn the entire lake into whiskey!" The genie smiles and says "Aye, that's a grand wish" and claps his hands. They are now floating on a lake containing fine Irish whiskey. The genie turns to Seamus and says "Alright, Seamus. What can I do for you?" Seamus scowls and replies "I don't want anything from you. I think you're a fookin' arsehole!" Taken aback, the genie says "Why, Seamus? I turned the entire lake into whiskey for ye!" Seamus says "I know. And now we have to pish in the boat."
Sean feels some resistance on his line and says "I think I might have somethin' here." At the end of his line is a battered old oil lamp.
"Well...it doesn't look like much, but if we clean it up, it might be worth somethin' in an antiques shop." says Sean. So Sean begins to wipe the mud and grime off of the lamp. Suddenly, the lamp begins to shake and a genie pops out. "Holy Jaysus, boys. I've been trapped in that miserable lamp for 1,000 years! I'm so happy to be out of there, I'll give each of yez a wish, anything you like. Sean, since you found me first, ye get the first wish." Sean ponders this for a moment and says "Alright, genie. Turn the entire lake into whiskey!" The genie smiles and says "Aye, that's a grand wish" and claps his hands. They are now floating on a lake containing fine Irish whiskey. The genie turns to Seamus and says "Alright, Seamus. What can I do for you?" Seamus scowls and replies "I don't want anything from you. I think you're a fookin' arsehole!" Taken aback, the genie says "Why, Seamus? I turned the entire lake into whiskey for ye!" Seamus says "I know. And now we have to pish in the boat."
True, sad and funny story about Steven Seagal.
A colleague had a nice house above Leavenworth when Steven Seagal showed up to film "Surviving the Game" in Wenatchee.
The film company called him up and asked if Steven Seasgal could stay in his house for a month. He asked "how much will you pay me". The answer was NOTHING. He should be honored that he would have Steven Seagal staying at his house!!! He could tell all his friends for years afterward!!!
He turned them down.
Never liked the man after that.
A colleague had a nice house above Leavenworth when Steven Seagal showed up to film "Surviving the Game" in Wenatchee.
The film company called him up and asked if Steven Seasgal could stay in his house for a month. He asked "how much will you pay me". The answer was NOTHING. He should be honored that he would have Steven Seagal staying at his house!!! He could tell all his friends for years afterward!!!
He turned them down.
Never liked the man after that.
Fourbtgait
Life of the Party
Sceery!
Just what we don't need .....another peendemic.
wanderingrichard
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Fourbtgait
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If the taco disappears, the next day I would put a note on the empty can in the fridge, asking how the taco was.....
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