NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
TroutStyx said:
And then you the blended families with half-siblings and step-parents adding to the mix, further compounding the equation...
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Yes, because as you go back, villages were smaller. Even neighboring villages might have people you’re already related to without knowing.
I think in 30 generations, the number becomes just over 2.14 billion family members. Bad thing is if I remember correctly, earth didn’t get a billion population until 1804.
 
Fourbtgait said:
Yes, because as you go back, villages were smaller. Even neighboring villages might have people you’re already related to without knowing.
I think in 30 generations, the number becomes just over 2.14 billion family members. Bad thing is if I remember correctly, earth didn’t get a billion population until 1804.
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So.. who's claiming Travers?
 
Think I mentioned this once before, but at the grocery a year back, an older guy pulled in next to me in a really sexy Porsche. As he got out I said “My daughters have asked me how come the best cars are driven by old guys”. Without a second of hesitation: “You tell them I would trade this car for their youth in a heartbeat!”
Red pill here too.
 
Red pill, unless your life sucks and you think cash is going to find you happiness.
 
A man had twin sons, Pete and Stuart. Pete was a pessimist and Stuart was an optimist. On their 13th birthdays he gave Pete a watch, a set of carpentry tools and a bicycle. For Stuart he filled his room with horse dung. Pete said "I don't like the watch, never wanted carpentry tools and the bike has the wrong tires" Dad went to Stuart's room and saw shovels full of manure flying around and heard heavy breathing. He said "What's going on in there?" A voice came from inside the room and said "With all this horse shit there's bound to be a pony in here somewhere".

This from The God of Small Things, by Arundhati Roy.
 
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