NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Peyton00 said:
My wife didn't think it was funny when I told her I was updating the bathroom at our lake house.

A shower and shit combo....time saver.

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You joke... When I was in architectural school we had a lecture from someone who had worked for a famous French architect known as Le Corbusier. He had come up with this same idea, but for real. He called it something like douche a merde.

Yet one more example of truth being stranger than fiction.
 
Zak said:
Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom: Officials - ABC News https://share.google/SJyE861FurL4BnJO5
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I know we aren’t supposed to get political in this thread but I’m sorry, these DAs who won’t prosecute career criminals (we have a masked bandit here after all) and their “catch and release” policy for degenerate antisocial behavior just rubs me the wrong way!
 
I hit up @HLC (Habitual Line Crosser) today and asked him if that was his racoon Franklin in the liquor store. Still waiting for a reply...

Edit: Annnnd he did a 5 minute segment on Friday about Franklin escaping his hanger at Langley and going on a monumental bender.
 
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We thought we would do the right thing. So we bought a live Christmas tree. Did i know where i would plant it in the garden around New Years Eve? Nope.

My experience with a deodar cedar.
This was 40 years ago when married with kids and this time of year. We decided to buy a live 7’ Christmas tree. It was a beautiful deodar cedar. After Christmas i found what i thought was a perfect spot for it. I carefully planted it behind the house about 10’ away. They do grow fast. I bought a 28’ extension ladder to cut it down 10 years later. I am a diy kind of guy.

I worried about the root spread and the house foundation. I am a bit afraid of heights. Got up there whittling and tipping limbs. I got up to the top with my small chainsaw. I had a surprise that came out of the mass at the crown. A pissed off demonic mama squirrel upside down screaming in my grille about 25’ up . I did not do more than wobble or fall to become impaled on garden spikes below. Its interesting how quickly ones life passes in your noggin.
 
“You’re traveling through another dimension not only of sight and sounds
But of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.
Next stop, the Curmudgeon Zone.”

(After Rod Serling) December 6, 2024
 
Porter2 said:
When I can’t find a pair of reading glasses I just go to the bathroom. Usually 2-3-4 pair there. I was told by myself a good place to play Wordle 😉
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I have15 or 20 pair and about 12 spots I frequent daily so I may probe myself for my glasses while roaming around but I seem to always find them…somewhere

I am so stylish , I have
different “looks” throughout the day.
 
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