NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
Classic!
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Infrastructure flowers start blooming in the spring and then the leaning shovel workers come in summertime and block the roads at the worst possible time just like clockwork.
wanderingrichard
Life of the Party
Nope, that bridge had some fatal flaws. Amazing its taken this long to bring it down
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Was the title in the glovebox?
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Yes but I would not wish that on the lifeforms still left in the Gulf
No kidding.I
Don’t know how many new guys I sent to the tool room for a metric crescent wrench , and they had no clue .
One of my coworkers was working on a piece of gear and asked his helper to hand him a "double ender combo wrench"......Don’t know how many new guys I sent to the tool room for a metric crescent wrench , and they had no clue .
Cowlitz Bottomfeeder
Life of the Party
A bucket of striped paint
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Before hiring ask to meet their parentsDon’t know how many new guys I sent to the tool room for a metric crescent wrench , and they had no clue .
I met a few after firing their kid , asking me why , didn’t like my answer much . Something along the lines , they didn’t get taught much . Probably should have met them first .
Sent a few after sky hooks , same results, not a clue . But that’s all the gentle stuff , being in a steel shop , there were many more .
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Franc and I built about 300 museum exhibits that I designed- we had a nice shop full of 50’s and 60’s era table saws planers jointer variable speed drill press's , large band saw for resawing, mortisers etc etc. we made up names for tools to keep it interesting and during long deadline hours to keep it interesting Franc where did yaSent a few after sky hooks , same results, not a clue . But that’s all the gentle stuff , being in a steel shop , there were many more .
put the hwagitz? I can’t find the spit shiner.
wanderingrichard
Life of the Party
Piston return springs
Can of muzzle blast
Box of grid squares
Muffler bearings ( until we got some new equipment that actually had a muffler bearing)
Left handed steering gear boxes
There's probably more ....
Can of muzzle blast
Box of grid squares
Muffler bearings ( until we got some new equipment that actually had a muffler bearing)
Left handed steering gear boxes
There's probably more ....