NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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70 Gremlin was my first car. Rode it pretty hard with many “adventures” and it never gave up, and with zero costly repairs. I’ve heard all the jokes but have no complaints. Bravo AMC.
Interesting Pacer fact: the passenger door was bigger for loading parcels.
 
Ole and Harold both got a $1500 year end bonus at the mill. They both decided to use that bonus to buy a car. Harold bought a Cadillac. Ole bought a Model A. Harold was teasing Ole about his car. He said Ole, when you drove by my house I sure heard a lot of rattling and yingling. Ole says, well Harold, we both had $1500 to buy a car. You paid $1500 for your Cadillac and I paid $300 for my Model A. So that was the other $1200 you heard rattling and yingling.
 
It might have looked a little strange back in the day but compared to some of the grotesque shit they are selling today it looks pretty good! Particularly the electric vehicles that look like an electric razor with wheels.
Actually owned a Pacer. Family hand me down. Sure it wasn't the prettiest or fastest car on the road, but it was reliable and damn good in the snow.
 
This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 
My favorite thing about 2025 is buying weed in a store and buying eggs from some guy I met on Craigslist. 🍁
 
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