NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”
Do not share this one with your female life partner. Jeanne did not think it was funny. She said last week we need to eat a lot more vegetables and humus and I feel pretty great about that but a lot I say lately is not as funny as it usually is. I have noticed lately her humoring me has been in decline.
 
Heard it from a friend who read it on a posting who copied it from another you’ve been fishing around
They say you’ve got a fishing hole, you’re out late every weekend
They’re talking about you and it’s bringing me down

Well I know that river hood well
The talk is cheap but when the story is good
And the tales grow taller and the trout bigger
But I’m telling you, that I don’t think it’s true fly fishing!
And even if it is keep this in mind….

You take it on the internet , bud
If that’s the way you want it, bud
Then I don’t want you around in my hole
I don’t believe it, not for a minute
You’re under the internet so you take the
fly rod and ruin it!

Interpretation of reo speedwagon Fly fishing song.
 
Some uses for old leaky fishing waders:

1.a Frank Herbert Dune model still suit with alterations.

2.If they are neoprene ...you could use them as a personal weight loss program device, better than keta... lounge outside in the summer in your personal sauna suit and watch the pounds drain away.
 
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