NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
Capt Insano Emeritis said:
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”
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Do not share this one with your female life partner. Jeanne did not think it was funny. She said last week we need to eat a lot more vegetables and humus and I feel pretty great about that but a lot I say lately is not as funny as it usually is. I have noticed lately her humoring me has been in decline.
 
Heard it from a friend who read it on a posting who copied it from another you’ve been fishing around
They say you’ve got a fishing hole, you’re out late every weekend
They’re talking about you and it’s bringing me down

Well I know that river hood well
The talk is cheap but when the story is good
And the tales grow taller and the trout bigger
But I’m telling you, that I don’t think it’s true fly fishing!
And even if it is keep this in mind….

You take it on the internet , bud
If that’s the way you want it, bud
Then I don’t want you around in my hole
I don’t believe it, not for a minute
You’re under the internet so you take the
fly rod and ruin it!

Interpretation of reo speedwagon Fly fishing song.
 
Some uses for old leaky fishing waders:

1.a Frank Herbert Dune model still suit with alterations.

2.If they are neoprene ...you could use them as a personal weight loss program device, better than keta... lounge outside in the summer in your personal sauna suit and watch the pounds drain away.
 
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