NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Art and Value

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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The U-Haul Company was founded in Ridgefield, Wa in 1945. The U-Haul company is building a new facility in Ridgefield. It was a tiny backwater town when I was growing up. U-Haul initially was building trailers from scrap metal in welding shops. They started renting the trailers to great success. Locals wanted to move away from that backwater I guess. Now it is one of the fastest growing towns here in Clark county, Wa.
As a local this irony is palpable. Older people think this sort of stuff is funny… or at least ironic.
 
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Capt Insano Emeritis said:
The U-Haul Company was founded in Richfield, Wa in 1945. The U-Haul company is building a new facility in Richfield. It was a tiny backwater town when I was growing up. U-Haul initially was building trailers from scrap metal in welding shops. They started renting the trailers to great success. Locals wanted to move away from that backwater I guess. Now it is one of the fastest growing towns here in Clark county, Wa.
As a local this irony is palpable. Older people think this sort of stuff is funny… or at least ironic.
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Not to be picky but wasn't it Ridgefield and not Richfield.?
 
A company was going through some tough times, and a manager was told he was going to have to let someone go. After some thought, the manager knew he was going to have to lay off either Judy or Jack.

When Judy came in the next morning, the manager said, “Judy, I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.”

Judy replied, “Well, you’ll have to jack off because I’m married.”
 
Mukman said:
A company was going through some tough times, and a manager was told he was going to have to let someone go. After some thought, the manager knew he was going to have to lay off either Judy or Jack.

When Judy came in the next morning, the manager said, “Judy, I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.”

Judy replied, “Well, you’ll have to jack off because I’m married.”
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Bwahahahaa!
 
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