NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[joefromchicago]

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What about Drum Solo?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

 

[joefromchicago]

Ozempic: The Official Sponsor of Hollywood

 

[joefromchicago]

Weathergal responding to news anchor's complaints about her report:
Wah, wah, wah! Somebody call a wah-mbulance.

 

[JudyM]

Ozempic: The Official Sponsor of Hollywood

Medicine to treat type 2 diabetics. If the consumer is not a diabetic, big physical problems await and it isn't weight loss. Diabetics will take priority over the weight loss people when it comes to Ozempic availability.

 

[joefromchicago]

Medicine to treat type 2 diabetics. If the consumer is not a diabetic, big physical problems await and it isn't weight loss. Diabetics will take priority over the weight loss people when it comes to Ozempic availability.

Also used on IBS cases as it is an intestine blocker that allows food to pass through unabsorbed.
The joke is a commentary on the rash of formerly "+-size" Hollywood personalities, both men and women, showing up with "dramatic weight loss" and the list is only getting bigger. But don't worry, they are certainly being monitored by completely ethical Hollywood doctors.

Yes, that last part was sarcasm.

 

[Mukman]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says,

“I’d like five beers please.”

 

[Buzzy]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says,

“I’d like five beers please.”

I had to hold two fingers up to get it, damn funny!

 

[cchinook45]

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I have a joke , are you ready ? O.D.F.W.

 

[Herkileez]

Godzilla remake on a budget....

 

[Mukman]

My brother in law who lives with us has been missing for six days.

The police have told us to prepare for the worst.

So, I went to the thrift store and got all his clothes back.

 

[Clean Willy]

 

[Mukman]

 

[Mukman]

What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes.

 

[Mossback]

 

[M_D]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mukman]

I went to Burger King yesterday, and the woman serving had a badge on her left breast that said Pat.

To cut a long story short, I can no longer go to that Burger King.

 

[Mukman]

I went to the doctor and he said “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I said, “You mean like burgers?”

He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”