NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mossback]

 

[mark wlker]

My new girlfriend has a split personality and has identity issues.
Her name is Jacqueline Hyde.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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A fly fishing friend (Red or Jim) tied a piece of fine thread to the legs of a house fly and few it a bit. It is a fading memory from long ago…seems more of a Red thing to do

 

[mark wlker]

Yesterday evening, a fisherman, while walking through an alley, heard someone crying for help.
Running toward the sound, he saw a lady being mugged. Quickly, he jumped at the mugger and grabbed him, but the mugger managed to get away and escape.

According to the fisherman's description to the police, the mugger was about eight and a half feet tall, and weighed at least 400 hundred pounds.

 

[Mukman]

I was very disappointed that the universal remote control I bought doesn’t control the universe.

Not even remotely.

 

[Mukman]

When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon we got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

 

[Old406Kid]

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Peyton00]

Sticky icky....lmao.

 

[flybill]

 

[Mukman]

Science puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

 

[Shawn Seeger]

The season approaches are your long arms ready?

 

[flybill]

 

[Matt B]

I married my wife for her looks.

But not the ones she’s giving me lately.

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

Today, my wife apologized to me for the first time ever.

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.