Just look uncomfortable and watch football all weekend and not worry about the answer...
NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
I am always busy on something which is either dishes or cleaning or gardening and fixing stuff so when I sit down that draws attention. “ do you feel okay” so a mix of both over many years ends up with her ignoring me, which ain’t that good either. I have no wisdom just wounds.
That's a shitty job Frosty!!
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
Over the years I've learned that the worst part about company Christmas parties is...... having to always look for a new job the next day.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
“I seek dead people.”
The geneologist said.
The geneologist said.
The older members might remember this........
A chili thought
A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili.
After a few minutes of just watching him staring at the chili, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowboy, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too”.
A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili.
After a few minutes of just watching him staring at the chili, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowboy, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too”.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
What’s a cat’s favorite holiday?
Boxing Day.
Boxing Day.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
Loved it.
Posted this on the other site:
Pretty woman walks into a bar and sits down next to an old cowboy, nursing his drink. “So, are you a real cowboy?” “Well Ma’am, I guess so. I have horses and tend my cows.” She says “Well, I’m a lesbian.” “What’s that?” “Well (she says), I like women. I like to comb their hair, kiss them, lick them and sleep with them.” “Hmmm” Just then her party arrives and she joins them at another table. A bit later a guy walks in, sits down and asks “So, are you a real cowboy?” “Well, I thought so, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
