NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Extreme old age is when you don't realize that is not yet New Years Eve.
 
It would be funnier if the pic was a feminine looking man.
 
With all this talk from east siders of Soap Lake I am wondering if anyone in history of settlement has used the water as brine for cooking. Maybe the 4 times the salinity of the ocean is responsible for it not being used as such a resource? But then the body parts probably float high don’t they?
 
Capt Insano Emeritis said:
With all this talk from east siders of Soap Lake I am wondering if anyone in history of settlement has used the water as brine for cooking. Maybe the 4 times the salinity of the ocean is responsible for it not being used as such a resource? But then the body parts probably float high don’t they?
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I thought people went to Soap Lake for the ladies, not the food?
 
Jake Watrous said:
I thought people went to Soap Lake for the ladies, not the food?
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Soap Lake has ladies? First time I heard of that... Maybe ' ladies of the evening"?
 
I know when it comes to talk of Soap Lake, all you high testosterone level guys get excited thinking about Soap Lake ladies. Soap Lake used to (and still does to some extent) draw in people for mud baths that supposedly cured many ailments. Some of the older homes have Soap Lake water piped into their homes. A former coworker of mine grew up in the town and as a young man was paid to snorkel the lake and collect mud for mud baths. One friend of mine swears by drinking a few tablespoons of Soap Lake water daily (the lake not only hosts many swimmers but at times thousands of geese (and ducks)), nothing like a little goose pooh in your morning drink.
 
Buzzy said:
I know when it comes to talk of Soap Lake, all you high testosterone level guys get excited thinking about Soap Lake ladies. Soap Lake used to (and still does to some extent) draw in people for mud baths that supposedly cured many ailments. Some of the older homes have Soap Lake water piped into their homes. A former coworker of mine grew up in the town and as a young man was paid to snorkel the lake and collect mud for mud baths. One friend of mine swears by drinking a few tablespoons of Soap Lake water daily (the lake not only hosts many swimmers but at times thousands of geese (and ducks)), nothing like a little goose pooh in your morning drink.
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So is there a large proportion of plumbers that live there?
 
Jim F. said:
It's the only town that I always passed-thru at high speed . . .
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I do that now also. It is the only town where I got a ticket for running through a stop sign after I stopped 3' before it. LE said I stopped too far behind it... When towing a trailer, you stop when you stop ---> 3' before the stop sign is just fine in my book...
 
Buzzy said:
I know when it comes to talk of Soap Lake, all you high testosterone level guys get excited thinking about Soap Lake ladies. Soap Lake used to (and still does to some extent) draw in people for mud baths that supposedly cured many ailments. Some of the older homes have Soap Lake water piped into their homes. A former coworker of mine grew up in the town and as a young man was paid to snorkel the lake and collect mud for mud baths. One friend of mine swears by drinking a few tablespoons of Soap Lake water daily (the lake not only hosts many swimmers but at times thousands of geese (and ducks)), nothing like a little goose pooh in your morning drink.
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I have close Eastern European friends that go to Soap Lake for mud baths and have an absolute blast! They take the baths and with mud on their faces take pictures, laugh like hell and just enjoy getting out of Spokane for the day. They are a lot less inhibited than their American counterparts and have an appetite for enjoyment that is unusual by our standards.
 
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