NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mukman]

My wife told me I’ve grown as a person.

She actually said “You’ve gotten fat” but I knew what she meant.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

My wife told me I’ve grown as a person.

She actually said “You’ve gotten fat” but I knew what she meant.

Say to her she could add a little too, to. Improve your sumpatico.

 

[iveofione]

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Soap lake women. They are still out there hunting and grooming. Beware.

Careful-those ladies look a lot alike your mothers......

 

[Snopro]

and have an appetite for enjoyment that is unusual by our standards.

As do the Soap Lake gals.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Careful-those ladies look a lot alike your mothers......

That would explain the genetic population likenesses.

 

[krusty]

That would explain the genetic population likenesses.

Shallow gene lake?

 

[Anonymous member 148]

Certainly didn’t mean to offend. Did a quick screenshot and post. Didn’t really notice the headline above the ad. Guess I was too fixated on the fact that a dating site was using Soap Lake ladies as an advertisement.

Happy New Year
Dave

Hey that's more interesting then the 'milfs in beaverton' ads

 

[Mukman]

A raven has 17 primary wing feathers called pinions. A crow has 16. So the difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Shallow gene lake?

Gene would not like that. Like OMJ taking exception with my Sheboygen! As an epithet.

 

[Mukman]

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

 

[flybill]

 

[Bambooflyguy]

My wife told me I’ve grown as a person.

She actually said “You’ve gotten fat” but I knew what she meant.

 

[Starfish]

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Re: the blind hooker

I told this to a friend. Her response: “She never saw you coming.”

 

[bobduck]

Re: the blind hooker

I told this to a friend. Her response: “She never saw you coming.”

On the boobs of a whore named Gail
Was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braile Old limerick.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

What happens when your DRUNK on national TV

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Zak]

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The patent medicine/mountebank trade is fascinating! The manufacturers would give the product free to the mountebanks, who would go on the road with a traveling show and sell the "miracle cure" bottles of drug cocktail for whatever they could get. The townspeople who liked the concoction of THC, cocaine, morphine, and alcohol (or whatever) would then go to the town drugstore and order more. Pure, uncut free market capitalism.

 

[Mukman]

I went to my friend’s new house, and he told me to make myself at home.

So, I threw him out. I hate visitors.