I got a part time job making plastic Draculas for Halloween..
It's great but there are only two of us, so I have to make every second count.
It's great but there are only two of us, so I have to make every second count.
NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
That first picture: I had that in the back window of my old SUV below the sticker of Lewis and Clark Northwestern School of Law. Never encountered tailgaters or road rage.
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Oh-Tay!!!
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Billy G. responding to a question as to whether the CIA had a podcast (they do!)
"Yes, and if you don't give them five stars, YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN !"
"Yes, and if you don't give them five stars, YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN !"
Just got hospitalized from a peek-a-boo incident.
They put me in ICU
They put me in ICU
DanielOcean
Fart! : )
“Oh my. That was a beautiful eulogy. I’m just sorry he couldn’t be here to hear all the nice things they said about him.”
“I know. So sad. And to think he only missed it by a few days.”
“I know. So sad. And to think he only missed it by a few days.”
@flybill - where ya been? Good to see you, man!
Just been working and not fishing.. smoking a bit and hitting the casinos. I'll be more active!
Good to see you're still movin'!
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Bill Engvall responding to a question as to whether 80+ year olds were the new top demographic for Viagra:
"I've fallen and I can get up."
"I've fallen and I can get up."
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
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joefromchicago
Steelhead
I used this joke in real life when a co-worker, working on a bi-level machine accessible only by near vertical ladders, suffered a fall on the upper deck that necessitated a removal by a scissor lift. The next day I saw the employee enter the lunchroom from my machine and hollered in a mocking voice,"I've fallen and I can't get down." to which they responded with a wide smile and an up raised middle finger.
I just traded a Predator fly reel to a guy who lives on Kidnapper Lane in England.
Looked it up, and apparently that road runs past a school.
Looked it up, and apparently that road runs past a school.
both?