NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
Billy G. responding to a question as to whether the CIA had a podcast (they do!)

"Yes, and if you don't give them five stars, YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN !"
 
Bill Engvall responding to a question as to whether 80+ year olds were the new top demographic for Viagra:

"I've fallen and I  can get up."
I used this joke in real life when a co-worker, working on a bi-level machine accessible only by near vertical ladders, suffered a fall on the upper deck that necessitated a removal by a scissor lift. The next day I saw the employee enter the lunchroom from my machine and hollered in a mocking voice,"I've fallen and I can't get down." to which they responded with a wide smile and an up raised middle finger.😊
 
Are fat people.....

Lazy because they are fat?
Or
Fat because they are lazy?
 
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