NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[RCF]

How to prepare for outages and power your home safely​

 

[Mukman]

I cannot believe that Bob Barker lived as close as possible to 100 without going over.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

Every family has that one kid.

 

[joefromchicago]

What's making me laugh today (besides "I got your nose")

Byron Allen responding to a question about a British "National Impotence Awareness" day

"Yeah, but it was a total flop."

Bill Hicks

"I have never seen a person on pot get into a fight because it is fucking impossible."

 

[joefromchicago]

Every family has that one kid.

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I see a sushi addiction in that kid's future.

 

[joefromchicago]

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Not breaking..... reminds me of an outfit I fished with for sturgeon. I loaded up a small spinning reel with 60# test nylon and could literally cast all the line off the reel before it hit the water.

 

[SilverFly]

Every family has that one kid.

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Hits close to home. I wasn't much older than that when I put a live frog in my mouth and snuck up behind my sister with the legs kicking. I can still see the blood draining out of her face before she screamed. Might've been the start of my tinnitus.

 

[Otter]

Sorry about your tinnitus, Silverfly, but I guess that’s the price you pay for prank of the century! Good work!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Every family has that one kid.

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I ate mud. Maybe that is why I always have loved gardening. I quit eating mud knowingly about 68 years ago.

 

[Zak]

I ate mud. Maybe that is why I always have loved gardening. I quit eating mud knowingly about 67 years ago.

I always heard that kids have to eat a peck of dirt. Whatever that is.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I always heard that kids have to eat a peck of dirt. Whatever that is.

British dry measure equivalent to about eight dry quarts. Prior to the Revolution in Boston folks were pissed about British dumb arse stuff like that. Called them peckerheads and got drunk and threw the Brits tea in the harbor. That started a war. They called themselves patriots but throwing mudballs was not working well though so they started using better stuff to chase the Brits away. This was a great thing and probably the reason today we don’t know what a peck is.

 

[Zak]

British dry measure equivalent to about eight dry quarts. Prior to the Revolution in Boston folks were pissed about British dumb arse stuff like that. Called them peckerheads and got dunk and threw the Brits tea in the harbor. That started a war. They called themselves patriots but throwing mudballs was not working well though so they started using better stuff to chase the Brits away. This was a great thing and probably the reason today we don’t know what a peck is.

Thanks, from another kid who ate dirt on purpose.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Thanks, from another kid who ate dirt on purpose.

Ever eat a potato bug? It was not on purpose. I do know what they and the heavy metals taste like though.

 

[JudyM]

4 years old, I ate the dog biscuits before the dogs got them. My Mom freaked out.

 

[_WW_]

4 years old, I ate the dog biscuits before the dogs got them. My Mom freaked out.

I think all of my kids did that.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

4 years old, I ate the dog biscuits before the dogs got them. My Mom freaked out.

Now you have better than a normal dogs bone density

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

Ever eat a potato bug? It was not on purpose. I do know what they and the heavy metals taste like though.

No, but I've eaten an October caddis - not on purpose....
Really wasn't that bad (the taste). The hatch was epic.

 

[Zak]

Ever eat a potato bug? It was not on purpose. I do know what they and the heavy metals taste like though.

Ah, nope.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

No, but I've eaten an October caddis - not on purpose....
Really wasn't that bad (the taste). The hatch was epic.

So the not bad became a not bad snack cuz the fish weren’t hungry?