Capt Insano Emeritis
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Anyway I respond makes me either creeped out or naive.
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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Meet Howie…
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping?
Try online dating!
Try online dating!
Porter2
Legend
That’s from the 70’s….still good tho
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Remember it from early community college days 71-74…decided to stretch my AA to 3 years… having too much fun
MT_Flyfisher
Life of the Party
From someone who used to have Boxers as pets when my daughter was little....It is going to get real ugly!
Piscihound
Smolt
I created something similar for an assh*le neighbor.
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Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a 3 bedroom suite on the 75th floor of a hotel.
When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, "I'm terribly sorry, but all the elevators are broken. In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs."
Now, Al was a writer of funny stories, Ben was a writer of scary stories, and Carl was a writer of sad stories. The three of them agreed that, to make it less boring, Al would tell the other two his funniest stories while they climbed from floors 1 to 25, Ben would tell his scariest stories from floors 26 to 50, and Carl would tell his saddest stories from*floors 51 to 75.
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically.
Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear.
Then Carl started to tell sad stories. "I'll tell my saddest story of all first," he said. "There once was a man named Carl who left the hotel room key in the car..."
When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, "I'm terribly sorry, but all the elevators are broken. In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs."
Now, Al was a writer of funny stories, Ben was a writer of scary stories, and Carl was a writer of sad stories. The three of them agreed that, to make it less boring, Al would tell the other two his funniest stories while they climbed from floors 1 to 25, Ben would tell his scariest stories from floors 26 to 50, and Carl would tell his saddest stories from*floors 51 to 75.
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically.
Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear.
Then Carl started to tell sad stories. "I'll tell my saddest story of all first," he said. "There once was a man named Carl who left the hotel room key in the car..."
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
So... an old guy sits down at the bar and pulls out of his pocket... a genuine talking frog. All the people in the bar were amazed to hear the frog talk. A very rich man was there and said "I will give you one million dollars for that frog. You can travel the world! Enjoy wine, women and song. You could do amazing things that you never dreamed of"... The old man said "At my age...I'd rather have a talking frog."
Capt Insano Emeritis
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I like this.
