NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
Long ago, a brave English knight was preparing to leave for the crusades. He gave his best friend the key to his wife's chastity belt and said "If I am killed in battle, I want you to wed my beloved wife". The next morning the knight had only gotten two miles from the castle, when his friend came galloping up to him. The startled knight said "What's the matter! Is my wife OK?". His friend said "Oh sure she's fine.... but this key doesn't seem to be working".
 
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