NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Buzzy]

Remember Jim Fixx?: <https://www.nytimes.com/1984/07/22/...xx-dies-jogging-author-on-running-was-52.html>

I do remember him (I used to run). Sitting on my butt right now, surfin' the internet, drinking coffee.

 

[Brian Miller]

Remember Jim Fixx?: <https://www.nytimes.com/1984/07/22/...xx-dies-jogging-author-on-running-was-52.html>

Yes I do, a very Tragic death.
I ran to train for climbing and still have "The Complete Book of Running". I had to be real careful though because I unknowingly had a deformity in my hip caused by braces I had to wear as a baby-toddler that compensating for could make my knee swell up like a softball when running and snow climbing if I was following in steps that were longer than my natural gait. In 2012 the deformity caused hip pain got so bad I could barely walk. After my hip replacement the surgeon said "If you're not a runner, don't start, and when you hike, use trekking poles to reduce the shock on the prosthesis" so I ride a bike and use a XC ski-like cardio machine. It works; zero wear after 6 years.

 

[Mukman]

I have two unwritten rules:

1.
2.

 

[Mukman]

I picked up a hitchhiker last night, and he asked me "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I said "The chances of two serial killers in one car are astronomical!"

 

[Mukman]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the bar, but it's 45 minutes from the bar back to my house.

The difference is staggering.

 

[Triploidjunkie]

 

[Freestone]

 

[Anonymous member 148]

Ok, after scrolling through I deemed this one wasnt too inappropriate for here...

 

[cdnred]

(May not be appropiate here, so delete if not)


I sat down last night to watch some porn on my TV
All I saw was an old guy masturbating ….

then I realized I hadn’t switched the TV on !!!

 

[Xoxo]

Remember Jim Fixx?: <https://www.nytimes.com/1984/07/22/...xx-dies-jogging-author-on-running-was-52.html>

That was cool to read! I read that book when i first started running too. I ran for over 40 years but i never loved running like a lot of folks do. I just did it i don’t like dieting and i wanted to be healthy.

I told my husband that if i ever died while on a run i wanted my obituary to read: “She died doing something she hated.”

 

[Mukman]

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said, "Sure, knock yourself out".

 

[Mukman]

I heard that, by law, you're supposed to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.

How the heck am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden??

 

[Cowlitz Bottomfeeder]

 

[Cowlitz Bottomfeeder]

 

[Mukman]

Two antennae met and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was outstanding.

 

[Mukman]

Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

 

[Jim F.]

 

[Jim F.]

 

[wanderingrichard]

Reminded me of this one:
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Why do the colors make me want tacos??

 

[Herkileez]