NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
It seems to me that nobody says the word "shit" much anymore. Alot of folks seem to have replaced it with poop. One of my gaming buddies, the shit poop. I have that exact Adam Sandler reaction. I wish Shit would come back.
 
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.
He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."
 
Old406Kid said:
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.
He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."
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I'm trying to figure out how to substitute Airman for Sailor..... doesn't work. ;-)
 
Is anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday morning (October 26th) from Trout Lake airport, and we will fly to San Diego , where we will have breakfast on a yacht. Then we’ll do a flight to Cabo and go deep sea fishing and lunch before we fly back up the coast and back to home in Trout Lake WA.
If interested please let me know...

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go so we'll just stay and BBQ at home (as long as you have a grill)
 
We live in a strange society currently. It appears that if your kids don’t live up to your expectations you can put them up for sale via consignment at various locations nearby. I myself have not attended one of these sales to confirm if there’s a seven day return option with a 15% restocking fee after the initial consignment fee of 25% with 6.5% sales tax. Life is different here.
Raising children today is so confusing and such a chore. But, there are options.
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VAGABOND said:
We live in a strange society currently. It appears that if your kids don’t live up to your expectations you can put them up for sale via consignment at various locations nearby. I myself have not attended one of these sales to confirm if there’s a seven day return option with a 15% restocking fee after the initial consignment fee of 25% with 6.5% sales tax. Life is different here.
Raising children today is so confusing and such a chore. But, there are options.
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It is at least good that there is a contractual test drive.
 
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