NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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This has always been one of my favorite Far Side cartoons.
Capt Insano Emeritis
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This one and cow tools and boneless chicken ranch
One of my favorites is "The Okey Dokey Corral". 
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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I have mentioned before that my family is full of jokers.
My mother lives on land where the driveways gated you can't see the house from the road you have to go back a ways. She has lived there since 1976.
She has always and forever parked her car head first in the garage and always leaves the keys in the ignition.
I go over there last week and since I have the alarm code, I pulled her car out and back it in.
I did it 3 days in a row. She called me on the third day and asked me if I've been to her house and I say no, and she said well someone's been playing a joke on me and moving my car in the garage and none of your other brothers will admit it.
She tells me , whoever's doing it, just keep on doing it because it's nice to be able to pull out of my garage without having to back the car out.
She asked me again if I did it, I said no it wasn't me. And she hangs up the phone.
I'm sure she's now brewing up some crazy idea of some joke for Halloween here soon.
She got me about 2 months ago with this pie that she made and it was no sugar full of salt a horrible pie and she made sure that I ate it in front of her and by about the third bite I knew that she did it on purpose.
I love my mother. She has made us kids laugh and joke out entire lives.
She is so much fun.
My mother lives on land where the driveways gated you can't see the house from the road you have to go back a ways. She has lived there since 1976.
She has always and forever parked her car head first in the garage and always leaves the keys in the ignition.
I go over there last week and since I have the alarm code, I pulled her car out and back it in.
I did it 3 days in a row. She called me on the third day and asked me if I've been to her house and I say no, and she said well someone's been playing a joke on me and moving my car in the garage and none of your other brothers will admit it.
She tells me , whoever's doing it, just keep on doing it because it's nice to be able to pull out of my garage without having to back the car out.
She asked me again if I did it, I said no it wasn't me. And she hangs up the phone.
I'm sure she's now brewing up some crazy idea of some joke for Halloween here soon.
She got me about 2 months ago with this pie that she made and it was no sugar full of salt a horrible pie and she made sure that I ate it in front of her and by about the third bite I knew that she did it on purpose.
I love my mother. She has made us kids laugh and joke out entire lives.
She is so much fun.
Capt Insano Emeritis
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“Hello darkness my old friend”
"... But Good!" became a inside joke punchline in my family. We had a lot of them, and they were one way we all felt connected to each other. Sometimes nobody could remember the actual joke, but the punchline, delivered in the right context, was enough. At times they come almost as a reflex, and its tough to explain to someone who has never had that same experience of shared 'inside' jokes.
OMG, a Larson I’d not seen before. Thnx
Gary happens to be a neighbor. I see them occasionally walking our dogs, but know he’s a private person, so I don’t get in his face. You may not know this but he’s also a significant jazz musician. Some guys it seems were born with more talents than the rest of us.
Gary happens to be a neighbor. I see them occasionally walking our dogs, but know he’s a private person, so I don’t get in his face. You may not know this but he’s also a significant jazz musician. Some guys it seems were born with more talents than the rest of us.
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What???? They’re walking your dogs???
Maybe he’s getting inspiration from them to come back out of retirement and entertain us again!!
Just kidding. Probably like millions of others when I stumbled on him back in the 70?-80s I was sucked into that weird vibe he could put on anything utilizing everyday scenarios, especially our animal friends. Your mention of “our dogs…” tripped that trigger in the Far Side of my imagination. I do know what I did there.
Thanks!
