dating aps and fish pics

fatbillybob

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I read a funny one. People get triggered over everything these days. Some girls don't date guys who have android phones. Some girls were complaining guys on dating aps posting pics of big fish they just caught. It average 1/10 men do this and 1/5 do this in Florida. I can see florida it is a really fishy state. There are fish everywhere. It seems that some girls don't like the big fish pics and it seems to happen alot. I'm married so my wife is the only one to look at my big fish. For you serious fishermen in the dating pool is there a picture in your profile holding a big fish?
 
I've ranted this before, but 90% of the world's population does not look cool or good holding a fish. On top of that, 95% of that dorky 90% are not practicing good fish handling skills. It's embarrassing! Not to mention that all fishers lie about length, so that 20+ incher is probably 14 inches. Do you want to date some dork, gripping and grinning while a salmon's bleeding out, who can't tell the difference between ± 5 inches?
 
My wife got so tired of pictures of big fish with a fin this winter it almost cost me my marriage. She's not impressed by pics, she wants meat in the smoker.
 
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I read a funny one. People get triggered over everything these days. Some girls don't date guys who have android phones. Some girls were complaining guys on dating aps posting pics of big fish they just caught. It average 1/10 men do this and 1/5 do this in Florida. I can see florida it is a really fishy state. There are fish everywhere. It seems that some girls don't like the big fish pics and it seems to happen alot. I'm married so my wife is the only one to look at my big fish. For you serious fishermen in the dating pool is there a picture in your profile holding a big fish?
I met my wife online. Her profile picture was a cutthroat. I was the only guy who recognized it I guess.
 
Related to the fishing adage:

Hooker, line, stinker...
 
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