Years ago a book called the Horse Whisperer made it to the bestseller lists. They turned it into a movie with Scar Jo and Kristen Scott Thomas and Robert Redford. Many women hadn't wept that hard since Bridges of Madison County came outAnd now my stupid dog won't poop in the snow. I even cleared out a huge patch in his normal spot. But no no no, that's just not a special enough spot to bless with his turd.
Boot took note. If that's what the people want, well, that's surely reproducible in another animal, another circumstance, another county.
So...
Given the degree of interest shown by other PNWFF folks in this thread, and the level of detail you have already invested in this Project I do think Josh you may want script an updated version....
The Snow Turd Whisperer of Whatcom County
Chapter one- On Steamers and what kind of temperature, dewpoint and humidity circumstance you need to get one
Chapter two... In which a perfect storm occurs, whereby a turd, launched, is already frozen before landing, rattles its way down an icy frozen hill
Chapter three... Long poetic descriptions of Evan's Wife's Dog bolting out the door for turd time, sliding into the crap zones on an icy backyard
etc etc
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