I'll never understand the massive devotion to the Dead. IMO there are few bands on the planet more boring. I reckon U2 and Widespread Panic could give them a run for their money in the insomnia curing department, but not too many others can rival them for a sheer snoozefest.
U2 has the greatest song of all time: Where The Nippers Have No Name
I want to fish, I want to take some flask sips
I wanna cut the tippet with my $400 nips
I wanna reach out and touch my fly
With the nippers I can't afford to buy, ha, ha, ha
I wanna feel disgust on my face
I see my entire paycheck disappear without a trace
I wanna take shelter from the Abel sales guy
With the nippers I can't afford to buy, oh, oh
With the nippers I can't afford to buy
With the nippers I can't afford to buy
We're still wasting our money
Wasting our money