2024 Bison Score

[Smokey Bear]

Not a bison attack but still stupid tourons.

Fully submerged vehicle removed from thermal feature in Yellowstone National Park - Yellowstone National Park (U.S. National Park Service)

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[Richard Olmstead]

Not a bison attack but still stupid tourons.

Fully submerged vehicle removed from thermal feature in Yellowstone National Park - Yellowstone National Park (U.S. National Park Service)

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Holy $#!T! Back in my Yellowstone hot-potting days (approaching 50 years ago, sad to say...) we would carry thermometers and determined 103º F to be optimal and 105º to be the upper limit. These guys drove into a 105º pool and made it out okay, but a little - what's the culinary term - blanched?

 

[_WW_]

They were trying to dodge a bison in the road...