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So I finally got my first tattoo at 38. I figured you folks might appreciate it

A guy goes in to a market and a woman comes up and says "are you Travis Bille?" He goes "yeah............" She says "you're the father of one of my children." He says "What!?" "YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN!!" He thinks for a minute and says "Oh yeah! Oh okay, I remember now! A...

Okay here's another dog joke Two women are at a veterinary office. One has a Great Dane and one has a poodle. The woman with the Great Dane asks the woman with the poodle "why do you have your dog at the vet's office?" The woman with the poodle says " well, I love my dog, but every time I...

I went to a real gem of a Southern Oregon lake on a rare day where I didn’t have to account for anything. Dry flies are never on the menu here. It just doesn’t happen. So, I got this on a #16 cb emerger. The picture doesn’t do it justice, this thing was a slab I caught a decent rainbow. I...

It's such a pain in the ass flipping the bearing in every damn reel I buy!

Cast lefty, reel righty. This is the only way a proper gentleman fishes

Definitely not a mud marlin

I'm probably going to check it out at least one morning before work

Hell yeah! Sing the song, boys!!!!

Pretty little Northern Pacific Rattlesnake from the Crooked River

No, it's my ancient Alumaweld driftboat. Diamond lake does rent boats though, I'm not sure of the cost

Country definitely isn’t my genre of choice, but a lot of this stuff was actually really good! I do wish I got to see Dwight Yoakam

The girl and I headed out Friday to attend day 2 of the Fairwell Festival in Redmond. She got to see and meet her favorite singer/crush, Waylon Wyatt, and I tolerated both the crowd and the music. I even enjoyed some of it! Win-win! We camped the first two nights on the crooked river. We...

Well, some days chironomids are great. Damsels can be good. Leeches, both balanced and stripped. Some very small scuds are an important thing to have. He shouldn't worry about dry fly opportunities so much. Last time I was out there I don't think I could have gotten a fish if I threw a case of...

As Patrick F. McManus said, "Never sniff a gift fish"

They’ll be closed down at that point. You can pirate camp past broken arrow campground, and launch a boat down there. The toilet at the ramp will more than likely be closed so bring a shit shovel. And hey, hit me up when you’re up here! Maybe I can join you if you’re the type that likes company

An old guy and his wife are watching TV on the couch. Harold hears a noise and he looks over and his wife is starting to slump on the couch. "Oh my god" he says. "I think Harriet is having a stroke" So he calls 911 and they take her to the hospital. He's out in the waiting room for 3 hours and...

Guy goes in to a bar with his dog. The bartender tells him to get the dog out of the bar. The guy says " Wait a minute, my dog can talk!" Bartender says "Yeah, I've heard that one before. I'll tell you what. If your dog can talk, you drink in my bar, for free, all you want for a year. If...

That reminds me of a joke A dog goes to a telegraph office. He tells the clerk he wants to send a telegraph, and the clerk ask what he wants to send. The dog says "Woof woof woof. Woof. Woof. Woof woof woof woof." The clerk says he can throw in a tenth word for free, and the dog says "What...

A priest is getting a hotel room. After the guy behind the desk gives him the key, the priest starts walking to his room. He turns back and eyes the clerk and says "I assume the pornography channel in my room is disabled." The clerk says "No, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard"