WWE/Hollywood's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson loves fishing?
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FinLuver
Native Oregonian…1846
I thought you were lookin’ a little thin…Hey, what's with posting my picture without my permission??????
Love to see The Rock and Vin diesel get into a lowholing beef, maybe for pure Comedic value on the high yield Cedar River "sucker flats" west of the Renton Public Library. Preferably with Kevin Harlan doing the commentary....
Harlan: Diesel has pulled a shopping cart from the river
Harlan: the Rock is firing bullets of water-filled river beers at Diesel...his accuracy is laser guided. The silver cans are moving in tight spirals at high velocity against a muted urban background of red bricks, rip rap and blackberry bushes. The cans are coming, one after the other. The cans thud into Diesel's chest, exploding on impact, the metal collapsing under pressure like the Titan submersible
Harlan: Diesel has raised the shopping cart over his head, he's going to throw it, he's running through the water now with the shopping cart raised high, cans bouncing off his chest.... water roils.... he's like a wildebeest crossing the Serengeti river...with a shopping cart
Harlan: The Rock has snapped his pale yellow bamboo fly rod in half and is holding the base out like a fencer's sword, he's going full Inigo Montoya...
Harlan: Homeless men, also with shopping carts, some of them in ponchos, and a variety of Seahawk merch, are lining the river walkway.... wheeled traffic is at a standstill.....it's a Renton version of Parisian tourists by the Seine
Harlan: Diesel has thrown the cart like Lionel Messi on a sideline throw, high over his head, one foot dragging through the well-defined sucker reds on the stream bed. It's a technically precise and legal throw of a mildewed-up safeway cart with children's two-seat race car attachment, the red plastic cowling wet and shining in the sun. It's a red cart the front of which is modeled after the Toyata Supra Mk IV from 2 Fast, 2 furious, while the rest of it is conventional gray wire with poorly aligned wheels....
Harlan: The cart is arcing through the air, ten feet, twenty feet, thirty feet, hurtling like an artillery shell towards diesel....water pinwheels out of it
Harlan: The Rock has caught his feet in what appears to be the white and rainbow colors of deflated Intex-brand unicorn pool toy....river debris is taking him down like Kam Chancellor
Harlan: .... that shopping cart satellite, it's orbit is in decay, one of the doors to the kid compartment has detached from the flying cart, it looks like a scene out of Gravity, the debris is heading straight for the Rock's shining bald head....
Harlan: Diesel has pulled a shopping cart from the river
Harlan: the Rock is firing bullets of water-filled river beers at Diesel...his accuracy is laser guided. The silver cans are moving in tight spirals at high velocity against a muted urban background of red bricks, rip rap and blackberry bushes. The cans are coming, one after the other. The cans thud into Diesel's chest, exploding on impact, the metal collapsing under pressure like the Titan submersible
Harlan: Diesel has raised the shopping cart over his head, he's going to throw it, he's running through the water now with the shopping cart raised high, cans bouncing off his chest.... water roils.... he's like a wildebeest crossing the Serengeti river...with a shopping cart
Harlan: The Rock has snapped his pale yellow bamboo fly rod in half and is holding the base out like a fencer's sword, he's going full Inigo Montoya...
Harlan: Homeless men, also with shopping carts, some of them in ponchos, and a variety of Seahawk merch, are lining the river walkway.... wheeled traffic is at a standstill.....it's a Renton version of Parisian tourists by the Seine
Harlan: Diesel has thrown the cart like Lionel Messi on a sideline throw, high over his head, one foot dragging through the well-defined sucker reds on the stream bed. It's a technically precise and legal throw of a mildewed-up safeway cart with children's two-seat race car attachment, the red plastic cowling wet and shining in the sun. It's a red cart the front of which is modeled after the Toyata Supra Mk IV from 2 Fast, 2 furious, while the rest of it is conventional gray wire with poorly aligned wheels....
Harlan: The cart is arcing through the air, ten feet, twenty feet, thirty feet, hurtling like an artillery shell towards diesel....water pinwheels out of it
Harlan: The Rock has caught his feet in what appears to be the white and rainbow colors of deflated Intex-brand unicorn pool toy....river debris is taking him down like Kam Chancellor
Harlan: .... that shopping cart satellite, it's orbit is in decay, one of the doors to the kid compartment has detached from the flying cart, it looks like a scene out of Gravity, the debris is heading straight for the Rock's shining bald head....
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JimTravers¤£a!!Travers
Steelhead
I would TAKE THE ROCK DOWN if I come across him on the waters!!! I'd show him IMMEDIATELY he's no match for my sheer PRESENCE on a flow!!! He'd go home in tears after seeing how many more I'M CATCHING. I'd send him home IN TEARS!!
