Someone is impersonating HOG

[Dustin Chromers]

Just a heads up. There's only one HOG. Whoever is impersonating them here is not them.

 

[Dustin Chromers]

The more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. I mean I craft this wonderful narrative about Harvest Oriented Gamefishers and some non creative fuck just steals it. Talk about intellectual property theft. It's so unoriginal. It's just like China taking ideas and stealing them. I'm calling this out. Unoriginal, uncreative, unscrupulous and cheap. Fake hog is lame.

 

[Yard Sale]

Plant based bacon.

 

[Evan B]

You can file a complaint with our HR department, @get_fly_bass

 

[Canuck from Kansas]

Plant based bacon.

First bacon reference? Well done.

Cheers

 

[HOG]

Long live steelnooker hatcheries.

 

[Dustin Chromers]

Hot damn, you made a thread. Long live steelnooker hatcheries. I’ll be gone soon enough mate.

You're the kind of comic that steals another stand-up routine and sells it as his own. Don't be gone be real. And I'm not your mate there buckaroo. First day of school and you're already getting picked out as the weak kid begging to be singled out.

 

[kerrys]

You're the kind of comic that steals another stand-up routine and sells it as his own. Don't be gone be real. And I'm not your mate there buckaroo. First day of school and you're already getting picked out as the weak kid begging to be singled out.

Are we positive HOG isn’t really you and this is all your comedy skit?

 

[Dustin Chromers]

Are we positive HOG isn’t really you and this is all your comedy skit?

Been working out in the Cobra Kai Dojo. I can assure you nobody's going to be laughing. I'll fight imitators in the street, on the beach, or wherever honour and the American way are in jeopardy. And bacon too. I'll go to blows over that. You know, the good stuff in life worth defending.

 

[Canuck from Kansas]

Been working out in the Cobra Kai Dojo. I can assure you nobody's going to be laughing. I'll fight imitators in the street, on the beach, or wherever honour and the American way are in jeopardy. And bacon too. I'll go to blows over that. You know, the good stuff in life worth defending.

Wait a minute, are you the real Chromers? Who's the impostor? You spelled "honour" with British/Canadian spelling, and you had to overwrite the spell-check to do it - prove you're the real 'Marican Chromers.

Cheers

 

[Dr. Magill]

Wait a minute, are you the real Chromers? Who's the impostor? You spelled "honour" with British/Canadian spelling, and you had to overwrite the spell-check to do it - prove you're the real 'Marican Chromers.

Cheers

He always has

 

[kerrys]

Been working out in the Cobra Kai Dojo. I can assure you nobody's going to be laughing. I'll fight imitators in the street, on the beach, or wherever honour and the American way are in jeopardy. And bacon too. I'll go to blows over that. You know, the good stuff in life worth defending.

I’m channeling my version of Mr. Miyagi.

 

[cdnred]

Been working out in the Cobra Kai Dojo. I can assure you nobody's going to be laughing. I'll fight imitators in the street, on the beach, or wherever honour and the American way are in jeopardy. And bacon too. I'll go to blows over that. You know, the good stuff in life worth defending.

No offense but I'm confused on who is actually who..? Best if we can get a ruling from the HR department, @get_fly_bass to sort this out and get back to us on what the score is..

 

[Dr. Magill]

No offense but I'm confused on who is actually who..? Best if we can get a ruling from the HR department, @get_fly_bass to sort this out and get back to us on what the score is..

I think that qualifies as too bad. Got to pay attention

 

[Dustin Chromers]

I think that qualifies as too bad. Got to pay attention

I bet if someone was impersonating Dr. Juice people wouldn't be so complacent.

 

[Dr. Magill]

No shit

 

[Peyton00]

HOG is real folklore.
No member should use HOG as an identity.

 

[HOG]

I am definitely the apprentice, I aspire to be half the man chromers is, but my dedication and determination to have Harvest Oriented Gamefishers succeed is not lacking. May haps I should be “dry side HOG”, dry due to sqeelhead runs, anadromous fishing opportunities and living in chelan county. At the end of the day, I am a follower, but, at least in my own opinion, a loyal one. Chromers is the true chief, the leader of a lonely clan but one that may still rise.

Sorry Chromers, didn’t mean to jump your schlong, but I think I am being true to myself and HOG. That is all I can do at the end of the day.

 

[Dustin Chromers]

I am definitely the apprentice, I aspire to be half the man chromers is, but my dedication and determination to have Harvest Oriented Gamefishers succeed is not lacking. May haps I should be “dry side HOG”, dry due to sqeelhead runs, anadromous fishing opportunities and living in chelan county. At the end of the day, I am a follower, but, at least in my own opinion, a loyal one. Chromers is the true chief, the leader of a lonely clan but one that may still rise.

Sorry Chromers, didn’t mean to jump your schlong, but I think I am being true to myself and HOG. That is all I can do at the end of the day.

You're true to the beast and worthy to wear the snout. I'll allow it. From where the sun now stands I'll snort my retort no longer. I mean HOG is a decentralised leadership paradigm anyway much like our sister organisation HUNG (Hunters United Needing Game). It's basically organised anarchy.

 

[Dr. Magill]

Sqeelhead - holy fuck