SFR Major Rant STOP IT! It stops NOW!

[DanielOcean]

The following content you are about to read is an opinion written in a somewhat irritated but comical context! I will do my best to refrain from foul language.



I have been seeing trucks with these stupid things for years. I have kept my mouth shut till now. I just cant take it anymore. These snorkels are one of the most dumbest things I have seen. It does nothing for your performance. You are never going to take your 50k Tacoma swimming, and your Rolex is probably fake from Mexico. Why don't they just slap a big ole spoiler. Think 60's Plymouth.
Don't worry my shit stinks too. I have a big file called, "dumb shit I have spent money on", and it is long. However, I have never ever purchased something this expensive and this fucking useless.
Que the one dude that has actually used theirs, and shows me a picture. I get it dude, some actually use it. It exists for a specific reason no doubt. However, I believe it is useless for 98% of the population. So for those 98 percenters, this rant is for you. My old peace of shit Ford Taurus went to more sketchy places dudes with snorkels would not go.

Ugh PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[SculpinSwinger]

Nobody here needs a snorkel

 

[JimTravers¤£a!!Travers]

I maintain ALL AUTHORITY!!! Even in various other places of business!!! Verfied by LEGAL EXPERTS!!!

 

[DanielOcean]

I maintain ALL AUTHORITY!!! Even in various other places of business!!! Verfied by LEGAL EXPERTS!!!

@Evan B FFS Can we fix this poor dudes shit?

 

[DimeBrite]

Snorkels and Carl's Jr. It's just another sign.

 

[Peyton00]

It's the American way. Distorted self imagery is part of our culture. Bigger, no better, and almost always impractical.

 

[DanielOcean]

It's the American way. Distorted self imagery is part of our culture. Bigger, no better, and almost always impractical.

You described my new putter purchase to the T

 

[JudyM]

You are right, see them in grocery store lots, nice and clean....

 

[Evan B]

The accessorization of a truck or SUV for offroading/overlanding/mudding is inversely related to the amount said vehicle is used for anything but being a pavement princess.

 

[Jim F.]

I can tolerate snorkels much more than soup can mufflers on little cars and the obnoxious racket those make. just sayin'.

 

[Evan B]

Saw a diesel Ram the other day with dual stacks behind the cab that you could fit a watermelon into. I might understand that even less.

 

[Billy]

That's actually a jeep not a Tacoma

 

[up2nogood]

I can tolerate snorkels much more than soup can mufflers on little cars and the obnoxious racket those make. just sayin'.

Yet there is nothing like the rumble of a V8 !!!!

 

[SurfnFish]

I can tolerate snorkels much more than soup can mufflers on little cars and the obnoxious racket those make. just sayin'.

some just have a compelling need to let us know 'here I am'

 

[Lue Taylor]

My neighbor put one on his Jeep said it keep the dust out. I say BS get more from under the vehicle.

 

[Brute]

Actually snorkels are common on combat vehicles in the desert…it reduces the particulate matter reaching the air filter…you will see quite a few on off road vehicles in Africa and Australia…and while I have forded small rivers up to my headlights, the main reason I had one on my Jeep truck was for desert driving; if you’re not the lead vehicle going through Death Valley, you are in a dust storm for the entire trip…and definitely not a pavement princess...

 

[albula]

Image is everything.

 

[Clean Willy]

Says a whole group of people who regularly spend $1000+ on a fly rod.....

 

[Evan B]

Says a whole group of people who regularly spend $1000+ on a fly rod.....

Never have I ever.