NFR Humor

cdnred · Jan 29, 2023

Brute · Jan 29, 2023

After being picked up while hitchhiking, he turns to the driver and says "thanks for picking me up...how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"...to which the driver replies "the odds of two serial killers being in the same car is extremely low".

flybill · Jan 29, 2023

cdnred said:

Nah, just Florida holds the lunatics! At least in the US!

Stonedfish · Jan 30, 2023

flybill · Jan 30, 2023

cdnred · Jan 31, 2023

VAGABOND · Jan 31, 2023

flybill · Jan 31, 2023

Triploidjunkie · Jan 31, 2023

Triploidjunkie · Jan 31, 2023

Old Man · Jan 31, 2023

cdnred said:

These pot holes are hell on a front end going out of alignment..

krusty · Jan 31, 2023

Old Man said:
These pot holes are hell on a front end going out of alignment..

One of my former bosses was from Butte. He frequently said that only drunk drivers drove in a straight line in Montana.

Rio Grande King · Jan 31, 2023

krusty said:
One of my former bosses was from Butte. He frequently said that only drunk drivers drove in a straight line in Montana.

Lived in Butte for 15-years. Can confirm.

Old Man · Jan 31, 2023

krusty said:
One of my former bosses was from Butte. He frequently said that only drunk drivers drove in a straight line in Montana.

That's almost true. When I was about 50 years younger. I drove better drunk than when I was sober. One time in White Center with a buddy, I had to drive to Smoky Point, where we lived. I was driving an old Falcon. I started out going south on the freeway. which was going toward Olympia. I had to get off the freeway and then get back on heading north. We made it home but I didn't drive over 60 mph. I was glad that we didn't see a WSP all the way home. Was lucky I guess. Now I just stay home and get blasted. No driving required.

Bambooflyguy · Jan 31, 2023

Old Man said:
That's almost true. When I was about 50 years younger. I drove better drunk than when I was sober. One time in White Center with a buddy, I had to drive to Smoky Point, where we lived. I was driving an old Falcon. I started out going south on the freeway. which was going toward Olympia. I had to get off the freeway and then get back on heading north. We made it home but I didn't drive over 60 mph. I was glad that we didn't see a WSP all the way home. Was lucky I guess. Now I just stay home and get blasted. No driving required.

White Center?? Come on Jim, this is 2023.....it’s officially known as “Rat City USA”

RCF · Jan 31, 2023

Bambooflyguy said:
White Center?? Come on Jim, this is 2023.....it’s officially known as “Rat City USA”

It has been Rat City since the 1960's, or maybe earlier...

Bambooflyguy · Jan 31, 2023

Just being politically correct now RCF.......

VAGABOND · Jan 31, 2023

cdnred said:

Boston……any March

cdnred · Feb 1, 2023

Old Man · Feb 1, 2023

Bambooflyguy said:
White Center?? Come on Jim, this is 2023.....it’s officially known as “Rat City USA”

I moved to Montana in 2007. Since I left Washington the fishing has gone to hell. We went there to meet somebody after work at the lazy "B".
That was over 50 years ago. Things weren't that crowded then. It is funny how time flies when your having fun.