NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
I grew up in the 60's and 70's, and never saw any guys wearing cowboy neckerchiefs, except cowboys. Maybe those guys were in some sort of promotion photoshoot. But, striped pants, yellow pants, paisley pants? You bet!
 
Capt Insano Emeritis said:
I was more of a blue jeans and button down type and cheap tennis shoes, cuz converse were too spendy. All bought at monkey wards
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But then as west coaster and the trend delay factor it was 75 before i was wearing stylishly stained and worn osh kosh overalls and boones farm, blue oyster cult tshirts and jewelry. Like a roach clip beaded necklace and hair to the waist or wasted. ;)
 
Last Will and Testament

Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:

"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
 
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