Shitty Situation

Stonedfish

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April 19,
Brinnon Fire Department and Quilcene Fire Rescue responded to the top of Mt. Walker near the north parking lot. Initial reports that a female in her 40s fell into a vault toilet.

The patient states while using the toilet, she dropped her cell phone down into the vault.

She then attempted to dismantle the toilet and retrieve it. After disassembling the seat and housing, she used her dog's leash to try fishing it out.

Eventually, she took the leashes to help support herself, which failed, and she slid into and fell into the vault head first.

After 15-20 minutes of attempting to get out, she used her phone to call 911.

Brinnon FD Rescue 41 and Quilcene F&R Aid 21 responded to the mountain top.

Upon arrival, they found the woman as described.

The crews made a makeshift cribbing platform by passing them down to the patient.

After making it tall enough for her to stand on, the crew pulled the victim to safety.

The patient states she was uninjured and requested no transport.

The patient was washed down and given a Tyvek suit to wear.

Pt. was strongly encouraged to seek medical attention after being exposed to human waste, but she only wanted to leave.

She thanked the responders and continued her journey back to California.

The patient was extremely fortunate not to be overcome by toxic gases or sustain injury.
 
That is so gross. Just yesterday as I walked across the lot I was checking that my car keys were securely zipped in a pocket before I got to the door.
 
I can just imagine what the 911 emergency operator was thinking when they received that call. Luckily the phone still worked after getting a poop bath and she could get reception from down in the hole.
The call was likely a bit garbled. I wonder if the call recorded?
SF
 
I can just imagine what the 911 emergency operator was thinking when they received that call. Luckily the phone still worked after getting a poop bath and she could get reception from down in the hole.
The call was likely a bit garbled. I wonder if the call recorded?
SF
All 911 calls are recorded.
I'll be looking to get the full poop scoop on this later today.
If I find out any good sh!t I'll be sure and let you know.
 
All 911 calls are recorded.
I'll be looking to get the full poop scoop on this later today.
If I find out any good sh!t I'll be sure and let you know.
Is there such a think as good shit? I’ve heard of no shit, full of shit, drunk as shit, shit faced, I do no shit happens, I’ve also heard of a shit sandwich.
 
It must have landed on top of the poop-berg. Either that, or this could be a good ad opportunity for LifeProof phone cases.
 
That is so gross. Just yesterday as I walked across the lot I was checking that my car keys were securely zipped in a pocket before I got to the door.

THIS!!! I always check that all jacket zippers pocket zippers etc are zipped - if no zip, I empty my pockets - in no way am I ever chancing this experience.

cheers
 
I doubt anyone anywhere can top this story on retrieving their cell phone in a bad location. Can’t get the image of someone stuck in a pool of the unthinkable.
 
You just can't make this kind of crap up . . .
 
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