NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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FinLuver said:
Ya got the same look at “local favorite” roadside diner called Shirley Mae’s. Great prices…ample portions…
Breakfast was a favorite of mine and my son’s.
Cash only, Shirley’s personality, and “ya gets it how it comes from kitchen” atmosphere.
Sadly it closed and Shirley passed away.
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We had a cafe in a town I lived in, where we went in as much for the abuse we'd get as for the food. If you asked for a coffee refill, Hazel was likely to say "Get it yourself !!"
 
Have you heard about Marie Antoinette syndrome? No not the guillotine thing in 1789. Though that is a topic of late. I mean 1789 gets used a lot instead of naming the name of people in the current administration you really would like to see gone forever. No this is that condition that happens seemingly over night- your hair just turns white overnight due to extreme emotional stress or at least it is said so, but I think its just a Bam! You’re old cuz you just realize it in the mirrorIMG_8810.jpeg
 
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Capt Insano Emeritis said:
Have you heard about Marie Antoinette syndrome? No not the guillotine thing in 1789. Though that is a topic of late. I mean 1789 gets used a lot instead of naming the name of people in the current administration you really would like to see gone forever. No this is that condition that happens seemingly over night- your hair just turns white overnight due to extreme emotional stress or at least it is said so, but I think its just a Bam! You’re old cuz you just realize it in the mirrorView attachment 178586
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I have known two guys that had the "over night white hair" thing happen. One was a "Ranger/Green Beret" in Vietnam, his story (and he had pictures) black hair one day went outside the wire way north, had two days of extreme action running south fur his life losing several guys. When they got back to forward base, he went to bed black hair and he woke up pure white, everybody around was freaking out and taking pictures. The other was a guy, by grace of God, drove through a massive car accident what he said it was like a Hollywood car crash in slow motion. He served, dodged and under an airbourn car he went under. Finally crashing into a guard rail just past the crash. Same think, went to bed dark brown hair woke up completely white hair and his wife screamed in the morning!
 
Shawn Seeger said:
I have known two guys that had the "over night white hair" thing happen. One was a "Ranger/Green Beret" in Vietnam, his story (and he had pictures) black hair one day went outside the wire way north, had two days of extreme action running south fur his life losing several guys. When they got back to forward base, he went to bed black hair and he woke up pure white, everybody around was freaking out and taking pictures. The other was a guy, by grace of God, drove through a massive car accident what he said it was like a Hollywood car crash in slow motion. He served, dodged and under an airbourn car he went under. Finally crashing into a guard rail just past the crash. Same think, went to bed dark brown hair woke up completely white hair and his wife screamed in the morning!
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Whoa! :(
 
A man is walking from a lake carrying two large fish in a bucket, when he is stopped by a game warden.
Warden: "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
Man: "No sir. These aren't caught fish, they are my pet fish."
Warden: "Pet fish?!"
Man: "Yes, sir. Every night I take my pets down to this lake and let them swim for about a half-hour. When I whistle, they all jump back into my bucket, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
Warden: "That's a bunch of nonsense. Fish can't do that!"
Man: "No, really! Here, I'll show you. It works."
(The man releases the fish into the lake.)
Warden: "Well, I've got to see this."
The two men stand and wait. After several minutes, the game warden turns to the man and says, "Well?"
Man: "Well, what?"
Warden: "When are you going to call them back?"
Man: "Call who back?"
Warden: "The FISH!"
Man: "What fish?"
 
A Scotsman goes on a trip to NYC. Once he arrives at his hotel, he checks in, goes up to his room, and begins to unpack. When he gets to his toiletries bag, he notices that he forgot to pack deodorant. He heads downstairs, exits the hotel and walks a few steps until he spies a pharmacy.

The Scotsman says to pharmacist "Good day. I'd like to purchase some deodorant, please." The pharmacist replies "Would you like ball or aerosol?" Slightly confused, the Scotsman replies "No. It's fer me armpits."
 
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