A few new things in the store

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Someone's got a background in marketing and decided to wax eloquent:

"This enamel camping mug brings the quiet thrill of a morning river to your hands. Matte gray enamel wraps around a crisp, retro-styled fish graphic and bold “PNW FLY FISHING” text — a subtle nod to cold-water runs and drifted flies. It’s light enough to clip to a pack, yet sturdy for lakeside coffee, tea, or camp chowder. The rounded rim and polished stainless-steel lip make each sip feel deliberate, like the pause before a cast. For anglers who prefer mist on their face and gear that works without fuss, this mug fits naturally into dawn rigs, weekend drives to the river, and cozy evenings by the fire."
 
Zak said:
Someone's got a background in marketing and decided to wax eloquent:

"This enamel camping mug brings the quiet thrill of a morning river to your hands. Matte gray enamel wraps around a crisp, retro-styled fish graphic and bold “PNW FLY FISHING” text — a subtle nod to cold-water runs and drifted flies. It’s light enough to clip to a pack, yet sturdy for lakeside coffee, tea, or camp chowder. The rounded rim and polished stainless-steel lip make each sip feel deliberate, like the pause before a cast. For anglers who prefer mist on their face and gear that works without fuss, this mug fits naturally into dawn rigs, weekend drives to the river, and cozy evenings by the fire."
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Honestly the store auto generates descriptions based on maxing SEO and I just leave it 😂 most people don't read descriptions anyways.

Tbh I don't even know what a "dawn rig" is.
 
Zak said:
Someone's got a background in marketing and decided to wax eloquent:

"This enamel camping mug brings the quiet thrill of a morning river to your hands. Matte gray enamel wraps around a crisp, retro-styled fish graphic and bold “PNW FLY FISHING” text — a subtle nod to cold-water runs and drifted flies. It’s light enough to clip to a pack, yet sturdy for lakeside coffee, tea, or camp chowder. The rounded rim and polished stainless-steel lip make each sip feel deliberate, like the pause before a cast. For anglers who prefer mist on their face and gear that works without fuss, this mug fits naturally into dawn rigs, weekend drives to the river, and cozy evenings by the fire."
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Ya'll got anymore of that tasty camp chowder?
 
Evan B said:
On that same note... I'm not sure what a "morning river" is either.
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I think it intended to say "mourning river", for anglers who prefer a heavy facial of mist to the tug feel in your mugless hand.
 
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Zak said:
Someone's got a background in marketing and decided to wax eloquent:

"This enamel camping mug brings the quiet thrill of a morning river to your hands. Matte gray enamel wraps around a crisp, retro-styled fish graphic and bold “PNW FLY FISHING” text — a subtle nod to cold-water runs and drifted flies. It’s light enough to clip to a pack, yet sturdy for lakeside coffee, tea, or camp chowder. The rounded rim and polished stainless-steel lip make each sip feel deliberate, like the pause before a cast. For anglers who prefer mist on their face and gear that works without fuss, this mug fits naturally into dawn rigs, weekend drives to the river, and cozy evenings by the fire."
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I'm not quite sure if I can fully buy into that description.

Did you consider something along these lines? This mug exhibits conceptualistic inuendo, pyramided upon spatial forbearance, yet is altogether tokenish of tactile cosmological luminosity.
 
Zak said:
Someone's got a background in marketing and decided to wax eloquent:

"This enamel camping mug brings the quiet thrill of a morning river to your hands. Matte gray enamel wraps around a crisp, retro-styled fish graphic and bold “PNW FLY FISHING” text — a subtle nod to cold-water runs and drifted flies. It’s light enough to clip to a pack, yet sturdy for lakeside coffee, tea, or camp chowder. The rounded rim and polished stainless-steel lip make each sip feel deliberate, like the pause before a cast. For anglers who prefer mist on their face and gear that works without fuss, this mug fits naturally into dawn rigs, weekend drives to the river, and cozy evenings by the fire."
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I like descriptions that go like this:
G rated version - It's a mug. Put yer java in it and get going.
Real life version - Put yer fuckin' coffee in it man!
 
I wanna see some customized CAPR stickers....and other shit
 
clarkman said:
I wanna see some customized CAPR stickers....and other shit
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Stickers are tough for a few reasons...

Unlike the shirts, there's no good "made when you order" option. There's options, but not feasible ones. So you end up having minimum order quantities and sitting on inventory.

Then there's the whole thing about that inventory. It ends up at my house so I end up having to do the shipping on them 😂 suppose it's not the end of the world but can be a hassle to fill orders when life gets busy otherwise.
 
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