I can practically hear Ron Burgandy in the distance saying: I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
In the biking community there is Hub sound that is called an Angry Bee
the first time I heard it I thought of some of the fishing gear I purchased from woolworths five and dime many decades ago when woolworths still existed and when it sold fishing gear. Cheap miserable gear. Gear that had a ratchety buzz when line was pulled from spool.
Though in the biking community these sounds are seen not as cheap and flimsy, but instead as indicative of a high-end gear.
Spendy riders love 'em. They are a statement item.
To this casual observer it means an asshole and/or anesthesiologist (or dentist) is near by and all wildlife and all things good and beautiful have long ago fled. Plus not only is it hard to listen too the male rider is also in skintight bike gear which just is never visually appealing to anyone rational and sane. (apologies Tom if you love the loud hubs, obviously I am just joking here)
A personal nightmare for me would be an anesthesiologist or dentist giving a blow-by-blow monologue re bikes and bike gear, including the joys of the "angry bee hub" while under inattentive sedation where pain- and the inane monologue- leaked through to my brain.
No apologies needed. I think if you enjoy your gear, and aren't doing something just to be annoying, I'm going to tolerate it. NO STEREO though.
My SRAM is noisy, the Dura Ace is nice. The old Shimano 600's had a sweet sound. Yeah, just got in from 2hr and 30mi in the spandex, could be that guy too.