NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
Rainforest Gump
Life of the Party
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Wurst und Käse sind das Leben selbst, aber bitte kein Ketchup!
Richard Olmstead
Steelhead
So, why is this ad in Spanish and not Portuguese?
I think Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job.
Text is in Portuguese (Spanish and Portuguese can be very similar). Probably could have worked with no text at all, fishermen finding ways of exagerating their catches seems universal!
How this ‘Megalodon’ goldfish got so huge
Goldfish possess genetic traits that allow them to swell up to four pounds—the size of a Chihuahua. Experts say that's why you shouldn't release them into the wild.
www.nationalgeographic.com
"Sausage and cheese are life itself, but please no ketchup". How about some whine with that?
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
You first if we sre going to perform A duo i need to find your key
A-sharp major for screeching
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
I will need to practice more in a different tone . Do you play a jews harp? Wear a yarmulke.A-sharp major for screeching
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
You know how your life partner has stuff to say about your well broken in wardrobe? I mean the stuff just gets comfy from stretching and that character patina. You could really box the stuff up and take it to goodwill but the sad truth is you aren’t happy about it so why not use them for something more satisfying? On your next vacation take t he old clothes and Leave them for maid service. Make sure to leave a really great tip though.
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