NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
True story. Kindley AFB machine shop circa 1958. A guy on a transient air crew came into the shop and asked for a 1/4-20 left handed tap. We told him that we didn't have one so he said: "Just give me a right handed one then and I'll run it in backward." We gave him the tap and never saw him again. I wonder.........:unsure:
 
We always sent the guy out to the van for the sack of Roofing Bolt Holes. "Should be in there next to the nail guns. Hurry up we can't come down until they're installed!"
 
These are good examples of why my union does testing and 2 interviews before they are allowed to join the probation period. We don't have time or room for knuckleheads.
 
These are good examples of why my union does testing and 2 interviews before they are allowed to join the probation period. We don't have time or room for knuckleheads.
I dealt with more knuckleheads than I can count in my 40 years in the steel fabrication business . I had 60 days to look at a guy ,some didn't make it very long .
 
In framing construction, I carried cash, could tell before the end of day if a guy knew how to work.
I learned to be a carpenter back in the 70s by borrowing tools and walking onto job sites asking for a job. I got run off a couple jobs on my first day. I would barely make enough to go to the bar that evening. I finally got on a crew where I was sent to work on a remodel with an old carpenter. He also could tell right away that I didn’t know what I was doing. But on that first day we were framing partition walls in an old stone-walled cellar where nothing was square. We had to lay out two walls perpendicular to each other. He was trying to figure out how to do that accurately with nothing more than a framing square, when I suggested we just use a 3-4-5 triangle. He said “what’s that.” After I showed him, he said “I think you’re going to be alright; if the boss shows up just let me do the talking.” I learned so much from that guy.
 
I learned to be a carpenter back in the 70s by borrowing tools and walking onto job sites asking for a job. I got run off a couple jobs on my first day. I would barely make enough to go to the bar that evening. I finally got on a crew where I was sent to work on a remodel with an old carpenter. He also could tell right away that I didn’t know what I was doing. But on that first day we were framing partition walls in an old stone-walled cellar where nothing was square. We had to lay out two walls perpendicular to each other. He was trying to figure out how to do that accurately with nothing more than a framing square, when I suggested we just use a 3-4-5 triangle. He said “what’s that.” After I showed him, he said “I think you’re going to be alright; if the boss shows up just let me do the talking.” I learned so much from that guy.
Yes I used geometry all the time and formulas . I designed and built 350 exhibits during my 30 year career. All ADA, small interactive theaters one of a kind stuff . Simple 3-4-5 methods are something I still use
 
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