SFR Cigars 101

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DanielOcean

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School me on cigars please. Do you inhale? Or do you pull and roll? Do they make any flavored sissy ones? Any cigar I have ever had tasted like total shit..
 
School me on cigars please. Do you inhale? Or do you pull and roll? Do they make any flavored sissy ones? Any cigar I have ever had tasted like total shit..
Well in the order you wrote the questions:

Inhale - NO (puff and roll the smoke in your mouth, exhale...
Not sure what pull and roll is.. see above
Yes - don't be a pussy.. flavored cigars are for blunts.. and not even blunts for Bill.. who is 420 friendly
You haven't had the right cigar.. for you or just get a good one.. $6 to $10 each

Try a Macanudo, Fuente, Perdomo, Cohiba .. go to a good cigar shop, tell them you're a newbie and get recommendations.. have a budget and let them know.. they'll set you up if it's a good shop! Tell me where you live and I'll recommend a shop or 6..

Enjoy with whiskey.. or whatever else you enjoy.. no whiskey though and you're a pussy!! Haha! JK... sort of
 
Well in the order you wrote the questions:

Inhale - NO (puff and roll the smoke in your mouth, exhale...
Not sure what pull and roll is.. see above
Yes - don't be a pussy.. flavored cigars are for blunts.. and not even blunts for Bill.. who is 420 friendly
You haven't had the right cigar.. for you or just get a good one.. $6 to $10 each

Try a Macanudo, Fuente, Perdomo, Cohiba .. go to a good cigar shop, tell them you're a newbie and get recommendations.. have a budget and let them know.. they'll set you up if it's a good shop! Tell me where you live and I'll recommend a shop or 6..

Enjoy with whiskey.. or whatever else you enjoy.. no whiskey though and you're a pussy!! Haha! JK... sort of
I am a huge puss. I have gone into places in the past and never come out well. If there is a cigar that will taste like grape or strawberry that be awesome
 
I am a huge puss. I have gone into places in the past and never come out well. If there is a cigar that will taste like grape or strawberry that be awesome
We'll get together and smoke together dude. Include others. It's easy and not rocket science!
 
Step 1: Get hammered
Step 2: Get more hammered
Step 3: Accept a cigar against what would have been your better judgment had you not done Steps 1 and 2
Step 4: Smoke the whole thing
Step 5: Taste ashtray in your mouth for five or six days
Step 6: Swear off cigars forevermore
Step 7: Return to Step 1

I love the ritual of smoking, but I think I lack the constitution. Or am a pussy, in the parlance of this thread.
 
I won't smoke a cigar, but they smell tasty.

The cigar lounge on the reservation near my house is fancy.
 
Step 1: Get hammered
Step 2: Get more hammered
3 - 62: get more hammered
Step 63: Accept a cigar against what would have been your better judgment had you not done Steps 1 and 2
Step 64: Smoke the whole thing (continue to 69)
Step 65: Taste ashtray in your mouth for five or six days
Step 66: Swear off cigars forevermore
Step 67: Return to Step 1, but forget where you are.. stare at the fire pit... drink more whiskey.. continue below

I love the ritual of smoking, but I think I lack the constitution. Or am a pussy, in the parlance of this thread.
68: light another cigar
69: if I have to explain this, well I'm sorry for you. and yes, return to step 1 and you probably are ready for another bottle of whiskey.. no worries, I've gotcha covered... with the whiskey sicko's! LOL!
 
Drew Estates Tabak Especial Dulce for cocoa/espresso flavored. This is what I started out on.

Connecticut Wrappers for the newbies. Macanudos are good one.

Avoid sun grown wrappers.

Nicaraguan fillers can be a bit spicy; I go for medium boldness ratings. La Aroma de Cubas are my favorite.
Dominican fillers are too peaty tasting for me.

Enjoy with a fine bourbon or nice coffee; coffee cleanses the pallet, an enjoyable experience.

What you eat beforehand or while smoking can change your pallet/taste buds.

Use a V cutter or punch, if you are in experienced knowing where to cut with a guillotine cutter. Rookies cut too much off and ruin a fine cigar.

Do rush the smoke, let it breathe while smoking. Enjoy the experience.
 
After smoking one of those things even a pineapple pizza might taste good. But probably not. ;)
 
I am a huge puss. I have gone into places in the past and never come out well. If there is a cigar that will taste like grape or strawberry that be awesome
Try the Kuba Kuba by Drew Estates. Taste like vanilla. Good way to start out. Then expand. With the Kuba Kubas I would smoke close to the band. Then cut off burnt end and use the butt as chaw (like OG brick chaw).

No inhale. Puff it. My grandpa smoked cigarettes and only puffed cigars.
 
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