NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[krusty]

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That superficial stuff seemed to work just fine on this marriage of 54 years....don't knock the power of a 'sugar-daddy'.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Well speaking to the ladies. I have
always been a softy but devoted. Good dad to daughters good career I loved and a husband for 37 years that was only right for a short time,(20 yrs) but much later a girl I met at 19 and with for a short time … we got together again but it had to happen when it did 45 years later. I knew she was the one. We did not know what that stuff meant in 1973 we had to do all the growing up first and get the hard stuff out of the way first. Jeanne is the one .

 

[Old406Kid]

 

[Porter2]

3. For a faster trip to sleepy time sit in chair after a good meal and the Hall Mark movie channel playing.

 

[JudyM]

I fall asleep in front of the computer at times.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[flybill]

 

[Mukman]

I just burned 2500 calories in 30 minutes.

I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.

 

[Mukman]

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was a kid in art class we made ashtrays for our parents.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was a kid in art class we made ashtrays for our parents.

I guess I am younger since we made hash pipes for our parents

 

[Yard Sale]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I guess I am younger since we made hash pipes for our parents

Just joking. I am 72

 

[troutstalker]

Just joking. I am 72

So you made it for yourself?

 

[Dloy]

Wait, are we all 72?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

So you made it for yourself?

Yeah in jr college at ceramic dept folks made a killing with hash pipes at the spring community college art sale. I just sold paintings 1971-74

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Wait, are we all 72?

Fate and the fated…are your real names Leslie?

 

[Bonefish Jack]

Wait, are we all 72?

Some of us are only “going on 72.”

 

[Dloy]

Middle age… for a tortoise. I think the lesson is to keep moving but take it slow. I can be spotted on the freeway.

 

[CRO]

Yeah in jr college at ceramic dept folks made a killing with hash pipes at the spring community college art sale. I just sold paintings 1971-74

i remember in jr college also that one of the students in the machinists program said that he was making a flower vase for his mother. I dont think the old machinist that helped in the program knew he helping to press the base on the tube for a bong.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Some of us are only “going on 72.”

I definitely prefer going on.