NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[flybill]

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How much do you want for it? How many dozen eggs?

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Otter]

A question for our members from north of the border, when you are declared by the powers that be that you are now the 51st state what do you wish to be called? Canuckalago? New Washingtonia? Iceburgalia? Hudsonapolis? There has to be a favorite moniker.

Being in the humour thread, I know you're kinda joking, but playing nice to your closest friends and allies in all the world is always a good idea. Now, if I was forced to pick a moniker (due to an executive order or something), I'd like to be called a Baconhead. No, wait, a Backbaconhead.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Look folks I may have reached my curmudgeon stage of evolution recently, but I do know one thing…

 

[Wetswinger]

My granddaughter (10) told me this one.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Poodle. Poodle who? Poodle little catsup on my fries!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

A favorite from 50-60 plus years ago

Knock-knock! Who’s there?
Duane. Duane who?
Duane the bathtub before I dwound.

 

[MELinOre]

 

[MELinOre]

For @Capt Insano Emeritis

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Art is in the eye of the place holder.

 

[Jim F.]

Here's another for your list, Brian . . .

Echo Flyrods Echocardiograms

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

For @Capt Insano Emeritis
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You know it is just another example of herd mentality? It’s in your home state , its outside of your door… sorry Bill!

 

[Buzzy]

Having our two grandkids temporarily "camping" at our winter rental, this cartoon really hits home! ;-)

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Childhood injurycatching in a sandlot game without a mask. . Almost 60 years later it is still costing me.

 

[MELinOre]