Pink Nighty
Legend
So to recap, before European exploration Native Americans kept the otter population under control. For 20,000 years they fought the otter along the front of the ice sheet, allowing an incredible biodiversity to flourish. They continually pushed along a barren parking lot coastline for reasons other than finding ample food along it, for the otters had cleared it out. Just a parking lot. For cars but underwater if you can imagine a parking lot underwater that's what we had here.
The natives chased the loitering lot rats away and created this intertidal mecca that you cant park cars in at all, even underwater.
Then the awesome Russian trappers came and saw how hard the natives were working to unlot the lots for cars and how few otters were around so they stayed for 100 years trapping otters until they were filthy rich on the handful of otters the natives allowed to exist. They nearly got every last one to them and that's why the west coast was doing so great at avoiding cars and had increasing kelp beds and booming abundance of unlotted varietals because the otter was nearly extinct.
But we didn't get them all. They were out there, creating their parking lots underneath our oil spills and removing all the kelp forests from our newly armored shoreline that we added mercury and mine tailings and nuclear waste to. I mean the audacity to make a parking lot where we have a perfectly functioning pulp mill is galling to say the least.
And then those "scientists" and "advocates" and "people with facts and numbers" started a whole coverup campaign that actually blamed the pil spills and armored banks and pulp mills and mine tailings and mercury were the problem and that otters had a natural role in the north pacific ecosystem. They have the ridiculous notion that otters actually unparking lot the parking lots for cars that we all know covered the entire north Pacific until the natives bravely fought them off as proven above.
I don't know what you idiots dont understand, I respect your knowledge but you're clearly in the pocket of Big Otter!
The natives chased the loitering lot rats away and created this intertidal mecca that you cant park cars in at all, even underwater.
Then the awesome Russian trappers came and saw how hard the natives were working to unlot the lots for cars and how few otters were around so they stayed for 100 years trapping otters until they were filthy rich on the handful of otters the natives allowed to exist. They nearly got every last one to them and that's why the west coast was doing so great at avoiding cars and had increasing kelp beds and booming abundance of unlotted varietals because the otter was nearly extinct.
But we didn't get them all. They were out there, creating their parking lots underneath our oil spills and removing all the kelp forests from our newly armored shoreline that we added mercury and mine tailings and nuclear waste to. I mean the audacity to make a parking lot where we have a perfectly functioning pulp mill is galling to say the least.
And then those "scientists" and "advocates" and "people with facts and numbers" started a whole coverup campaign that actually blamed the pil spills and armored banks and pulp mills and mine tailings and mercury were the problem and that otters had a natural role in the north pacific ecosystem. They have the ridiculous notion that otters actually unparking lot the parking lots for cars that we all know covered the entire north Pacific until the natives bravely fought them off as proven above.
I don't know what you idiots dont understand, I respect your knowledge but you're clearly in the pocket of Big Otter!
