NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[joefromchicago]

Okay on a personal note , i just saw my youngest daughters new page photo and it was sobering. What happened to that quiet shy little girl… who is nearly 40!View attachment 122585

Her Dad commented: “ Now I should probably watch how I say things to you, but then I am sure you have been making allowances for your occasionally crazy Dadio.”.

...and the last time I actually saw her she was making miniature clay figurines at the kitchen table.

 

[Mukman]

Went swimming today. Peed in the pool. Lifeguard saw it. He blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in the deep end.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Flymph]

All Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed frequently for the same reason!

 

[wanderingrichard]

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Dammit, I need to change my meds again. Last time it was pink elephants

 

[Smokey Bear]

 

[_WW_]

Seen at The Potato Shed.
Only a dead fish goes with the flow.

 

[Mukman]

Larva was a great band,

Until the Beatles emerged.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Larva was a great band,

Until the Beatles emerged.

Morbid Minds molecules coalesced and gave life to Larva in 1998 in Spain electronically and time travel must have been involved also?

 

[Vagabond]

LIKE BRAIN CELLS…………

 

[joefromchicago]

Joe's humorous thought for the day:

Since any one of Brian Crouser's three throws could have won the gold, shouldn't they have given him  all the medals?

 

[Dave Boyle]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Mary had a little lamb. And the doctor fainted.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I can still remember my Grandpa's last words before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

Olympic humor and art...

 

[JudyM]

Olympic humor and art...

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Oh my goodness! Shawn, I just came from Faceplant, all the videos were repeats of this and the Italian relay swimmer. The comments over there about the Italian Stallion, ya thought all those women's uterus exploded. LOL ....

 

[wanderingrichard]

Oh my goodness! Shawn, I just came from Faceplant, all the videos were repeats of this and the Italian relay swimmer. The comments over there about the Italian Stallion, ya thought all those women's uterus exploded. LOL ....

"...ah dunno where yet been laddy, but I see ye won 1st prize" ___ punchline for " the Scotsman joke"

 

[JudyM]

"...ah dunno where yet been laddy, but I see ye won 1st prize" ___ punchline for " the Scotsman joke"

I think there was a song about that.

 

[Smokey Bear]

"...ah dunno where yet been laddy, but I see ye won 1st prize" ___ punchline for " the Scotsman joke"