NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mossback]

Doormat that reads

DON'T. STOP.
BE LEAVING.

I had one that said :

'Go Away'

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

“Be Leaving.”
That is a great one. I would consider…

Trap Door
Under Rug

Push Doorbell

 

[Old406Kid]

Saw this on a car Saturday night. It gave my wife and I a good chuckle.

 

[Northern]

Saw this on a car Saturday night. It gave my wife and I a good chuckle.
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Ha!
After I retired, I told a good friend that I'd given the most recent of my string of SUVs to my adult daughter and bought a Sienna. In disbelief, she started saying "What?! Why would you buy a minivan now...?"
Then she paused, and after a moment of silence, answered herself: "Oh. You bought a giant tacklebox."

Yes. Yes, I did.

 

[Mukman]

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

 

[Mukman]

My 4 year old grandson can’t say “please” in Spanish.

That’s poor for four.

 

[Cabezon]

My 4 year old grandson can’t say “please” in Spanish.

That’s poor for four.

Need a "slap forehead" emoji...
Steve

 

[Smokey Bear]

Need a "slap forehead" emoji...
Steve

Or a knee slap one.

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[iggie]

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Looks like a challenge to the Jackass crew.

 

[Vagabond]

 

[iveofione]

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a disturbing graphic....

 

[Clean Willy]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

a disturbing graphic....

sausage grinder?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

It’s art

 

[krusty]

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Some of us are probably very relieved that cellphone cameras did not exist back in the days of phallic bongs.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Some of us are probably very relieved that cellphone cameras did not exist back in the days of phallic bongs.

It’s unseeingly hideous. I just realized unseeingly is an acceptable word. Maybe there is no spellcheck on this page?

 

[krusty]

It’s unseeingly hideous. I just realized unseeingly is an acceptable word. Maybe there is no spellcheck on this page?

Now we know why the Brits are big on teapot cozies.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Now we know why the Brits are big on teapot cozies.

And many royal secrets.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

And many royal secrets.

And royal jewels hidden away under cozies