NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mossback]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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And cranked there telephone

 

[Mossback]

 

[Peyton00]

After drinking that in 7th grade. I thought the MD meant "Might Die".

 

[joefromchicago]

I once got a Doberman drunk on MD. Talk about irony!

 

[joefromchicago]

Joe's existential thought for the day
Listening to Pink Floyd's Money and remembering how radio used to censor it, finally realizing that by doing that, they  were giving them that do-goody-good bullshit.

 

[FinLuver]

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Mass Destruction…

 

[Wadin' Boot]

To get you in the olympic spirit, the finest gold medal in the history of Australian sport, maybe ever...

 

[Mukman]

I’ve reached the age that when I take ibuprofen, it doesn’t even know where to start.

 

[Mukman]

Wait!! You mean we have fact checkers that validate all the facts??

They should make a TV show about that. We could call it “The News”.

 

[Mukman]

The fastest land mammal is a toddler after you ask them “What’s in your mouth?”.

 

[bobduck]

What do you call a mallard with a basketball? A slam duck !

 

[Porter2]

The fastest land mammal is a toddler after you ask them “What’s in your mouth?”.

Some truth to that!!! Same with your pet dog at times

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mukman]

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165M million) and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

 

[Mukman]

To all the people who said I’d never accomplish anything because of my procrastination:

Just you wait.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d come in 4th just so I wouldn’t have to walk to the podium.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Okay on a personal note , i just saw my youngest daughters new page photo and it was sobering. What happened to that quiet shy little girl… who is nearly 40!

Her Dad commented: “ Now I should probably watch how I say things to you, but then I am sure you have been making allowances for your occasionally crazy Dadio.”.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]