What's this bug? (Banana-specific)

[Zak]

 

[Northern]

Oh, thanks! I was literally walking into the kitchen to bake blueberry banana bread when I opened this thread

Plus, the perspective on that first shot is one you should avoid when posting pics of your banana...just sayin'

 

[Zak]

Oh, thanks! I was literally walking into the kitchen to bake blueberry banana bread when I opened this thread

Plus, the perspective on that first shot is one you should avoid when posting pics of your banana...just sayin'

I clearly have insufficient experience in posting pictures of my banana.

 

[Jacob Watrous]

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Those appear to be nope eggs. Possibly an eight-legged nope.

Kinda want to burn my phone after seeing this picture.

 

[Stonedfish]

Likely mini Banana Slug eggs......or Atlantic Salmon.
SF

 

[Zak]

Those appear to be nope eggs. Possibly an eight-legged nope.

Kinda want to burn my phone after seeing this picture.

Reddit is telling me they might be "Brazilian wandering spider" eggs so they went out to the trashcan can at the end of the driveway in a sealed bag.

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

Reddit is telling me they might be "Brazilian wandering spider" eggs so they went out to the trashcan can at the end of the driveway in a sealed bag.

Imagine being a boat, out at see, with loads and loads of bananas. Then imagine quite a few of the bananas contain these eggs. Then imagine them all hatching. On a boat. You're stuck on.

 

[Jacob Watrous]

Imagine being a boat, out at see, with loads and loads of bananas. Then imagine quite a few of the bananas contain these eggs. Then imagine them all hatching. On a boat. You're stuck on.

I bet the kids all love your bedtime stories.

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

I bet the kids all love your bedtime stories.

It's weird, they keep waking up in the morning with huge bags under their eyes. Like they are up all night terrified and not sleeping at all.

 

[Jacob Watrous]

It's weird, they keep waking up in the morning with huge bags under their eyes. Like they are up all night terrified and not sleeping at all.

What’s your address? My therapist wants to send you a thank you card.

 

[Zak]

A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)

 

[Matt B]

One way to figure it out would be to hatch them out. Jake might want to leave the state first.

 

[dep]

shopping at Freddies again I see.

 

[Eastside]

No bananas allowed in my boat, ever. Now I have another reason other than bad luck….