Waterfront house for sale!

Evan B said:
Then Josh, Billy and I will move in when it goes in to foreclosure and take it over for pennies on the dollar.
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Would it become the JB Big Bass Training House on Lake Washington? 5 glorious sun filled days of bass fly fishing education on Lake Washington with posh fishing trips during the day and post trips being escorted to the lakeside deck view spa room featuring Budweiser mimosas and foot rubs. Followed by public communication skills course where …. “Thank you and go Bass” is preached. Wearing the finest JB Go Bass or go home logo clothing sold in conjunction with Nordstroms. Yep. I see it now. The future is bright I need my JB Big Bass Shades 😉
 
if you go to Webster dictionary and look up the word Tacky, there's a picture of that place next to it....
 
I wouldn't want to live in a house large enough to get lost in. As it is, I have stuff stored in my basement mechanical room, the store room next to the laundry room, the two large storage closets, in my garage, and in my garage upstairs attic. I thought having lots of storage space would be a good idea. But now I have stored so many things, I can't find half of what I go looking for. I fear a mansion would do me in.
 
Salmo_g said:
I wouldn't want to live in a house large enough to get lost in. As it is, I have stuff stored in my basement mechanical room, the store room next to the laundry room, the two large storage closets, in my garage, and in my garage upstairs attic. I thought having lots of storage space would be a good idea. But now I have stored so many things, I can't find half of what I go looking for. I fear a mansion would do me in.
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Years ago my wife and I rented a 3200sf, 3 story house that only had the 1000sf main floor finished. Basically we had a one bedroom house with 2k+ sf of storage, more when we employed the carports.

We accumulated an absurd amount of shit. Basically just said yes when people offered things because they were moving, didn't use etc...

When we moved into our current 1400sf 3bd with two children to fill those rooms we faced a significant crisis. Gave away as much as we could, tons of goodwill and eventually tons of dump.

I firmly believe that you will fill the space you're in, no matter how big or how small.
 
Gotta wonder if Ol' Russ will ever proudly announce that he has now taken a dump in all of his bathrooms. May be a while.
 
Stonedfish said:
So if the buyers end up paying the list price, their agent would make $420K.
I wonder what the listing agent makes? The same 1.5%?
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In a typical real estate transaction, the commission would be split meaning each agent (technically each agent's office) would earn 1.5% but that assumes the listing agent is having Russ pay all the staging, photography, videography and marketing expenses. If the agent is covering those, they likely negotiated a higher commission rate than what is being paid to the buyer's agent.
 
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